Rio224 300 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 My cousin brought me back this weird doll/keychain thing from his trip from overseas....and ever since weird things have been happening this week. i've slid on the wood floor and did the splits(i can't do the splits was very painful). while i was feeding my fish my fish splashes me in the face with water .__. , while jogging i stepped in a ditch and sprained my ankle. me and my wingman since forever had a very heated argument and almost got to fist blows over oreo cookies. i went to pour a little A1 sauce on my steak and like the whole freaking bottle poured out over my steak..... I BLAME ALL THIS SHIT ON THE DOLL! i cut that shit in half and threw it away! i don't know if just a really bad series of events but everything happened since i got that shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kami_removed Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 bs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Meth 11,336 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 All I got from that was you posses a Magikarp, that's fucking awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio224 300 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 All I got from that was you posses a Magikarp, that's fucking awesome! magikarp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhaleWhisper 5,249 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 placebo affect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Meth 11,336 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 magikarp? my fish splashes me in the face with water .__. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashelin 2,418 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Your dp is perfect for your story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heuieuu 564 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 i went to pour a little A1 sauce on my steak and like the whole freaking bottle poured out over my steak you deserved that You were ruining the steak anyway A1 is shit and should only be used for microwaved steaks dijon mustard or nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio224 300 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 Your dp is perfect for your story. bs .are you finding this hard to believe or something? That's what i'm saying though, all these bad things have happened close together and ever since i received that gift ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio224 300 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 you deserved that You were ruining the steak anyway A1 is shit and should only be used for microwaved steaks dijon mustard or nothing dijon mustard on steak? never tried that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelephant 4,710 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 When that owl-themed everything trend was going on, I would buy one on a shirt or necklace and my mom would lose her shit every time. She never watched Harry Potter with us. There used to be ads for an animated movie of a bunch of owls and she'd say "oh fuck" and change the channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelephant 4,710 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 dijon mustard or nothing I use ketchup or mayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heuieuu 564 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I use ketchup or mayo you don't deserve steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Schulman 7,948 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 No I believe in bad luck people... yeah people who bring bad luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ PD Hercule Poirot ~ 1,868 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkBaby 306 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Don't believe in anything havin to do with lucky really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Wine 1,540 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I only believe in good luck items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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