Maki Nishikino 504 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 You've got one sentence, explain your favorite game's story/premise in the most concise and humorous way you can Pokemon: Monsters kill each other so that the humans win badges and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Hamster Named Loneliness 3,680 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Kingdom Hearts: One giant crossover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caiii 1,420 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Hearthstone: Card game for man children created by a sadistic man who thinks putting RNG on 90% of the cards is funny. Listen to this smug motherfucker laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihavepopcorn 12,815 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Sims - You spend hours making sure they have a better life than yours, or releasing your inner sadist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang Yuanying 809 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Black Ops: Full of 12-year olds calling each other names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snsdtwinkle 6,303 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Super Mario: Mexican-looking plumber with Italian accent travels through underground sewers getting high on mushrooms and killing innocent turtles in hopes of getting out the friendzone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carefree 1,145 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 FIFA: kick ball into net using fast people, save money earned to buy more expensive fast people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caiii 1,420 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 NBA 2K??: Sweaty grunting men play with balls while a few hundred men are watching ecstatically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogre Shrek 8,980 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 PvZ: Poor zombies trying to get shelter in the house whilst sadistic plants down the zombies with projectiles/fireballs/other weapons of destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricebowl 260 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 smash bros: Falconnnn Punchhhhh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
배추파�드 2,889 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 World of Warcraft Warlods of Draenor: Play garrison to get gold, to buy WoW tokens, to keep paying garrison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatalite 6,078 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Animal Crossing: you're always trying to pay off your debt in a village full of furries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikaruaxi 1,243 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Tomb Raider: Boobs and Gore with a touch of quick-time events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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