OMG I went on the most amazing date. I was THIS close to putting out on the first date.

[KinkySanta]

So yeah I'm over the ex thing really quickly. I went on a good date FINALLY!!!!! He's this buff Asian dude who a lot of sports and dumb jock shit like that. He enjoyed and laughed at all my stories and that's easily the most attractive quality one can have. YOU GOTTA ENJOY THE SANTA STORIES! He kinda kept quiet and just added in little things every now and then. It was magnifico. His personality had some Michael Cera charm to it but in a super jock's body. Literally my dream.

We stayed talking for 3 hours, dude. I usually cut first dates down to 1 hour too.

We kissed at the end and let me tell you it was so good I was close to getting down and dirty in the shopping center parking lot. Only kinda kidding about that part. Not like I haven't put out on the first date before. SHOUT OUT TO MY FIRST BOYFRIEND! AYYYYYE! I was trying to be classy and contain myself though

Long story short I'm definitely gonna be getting laid on the regular in a couple of weeks. Hopefully the hickey from my ex is gone by then lol

[smiIey]

YESSS, get that good D. Glad to hear you're happy lol 

[flowerfenika]

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[My Everything]

 

congrats

 

leak his nudes

[yeokdae]

what happened to Jordan?

[KinkySanta]

what happened to Jordan?

He didn't hear... thank god

[OrangeUnicorn]

And here I am, still single AF. Also, you should keep your username

[MelanatedBeauty]

YESSSSSSSSSS KINKY SANTA GET THAT D GIRL BE SURE TO TELL US HOW IT WAS    

[FactMan]

I wish you the best in life.

Including taking the best decisions.

Fighting~

[Queen's Mine]

So u not fcuk with Jordan?

[Anti-fan]

Wow that was quick, good luck with this guy hopefully you'll stay with him this time.