KinkySanta 1,073 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 So I messed up big time. I was at the McDonald's drive through right behind my boss. Now I have a HUGE crush on my boss and he refers to me as beautiful most of the time instead of my real name, so that doesn't help the crush situation. When I see him I get an overwhelming happy feeling. So I see him at the drive through in his rearview and I start talking to myself saying, "Jordan is so sexy. FUCK ME JORDAN!!" THEN I REALIZE MY STUPID WINDOW WAS DOWN, AND HE WAS WAITING FOR HIS FOOD SO HIS WINDOW WAS PROBABLY DOWN TOO! The worst part is my voice is really loud and I was practically right on his bumper. I'm so embarrassed. Im on lunch now and I'm hoping he didn't hear. Ahhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzo 4,159 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 lmao tell me more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delincious 5,654 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 you should hope he heard and that he slips his phone number and availability into your pocket very soon x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteFlag 1,477 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 lmfao. But seriously, him calling you beautiful is either sleazy, or he's into you as well. sounds like it could be a good time or get you fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeokdae 3,324 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 and he refers to me as beautiful most of the time instead of my real name does human resources know about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Wang 1,541 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 sounds really realistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeZee 1,603 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I hope he heard you. And hopefully he takes you up on that offer lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Pretend like nothing and see if he heard it and wants to fuck you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic 6,901 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Maybe he heard it and good things will happen for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaMOZY 733 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Next step: JUST DO IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellopanda 1,262 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 OMG LMAOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteFlag 1,477 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 does human resources know about this? This, to be honest though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkySanta 1,073 Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 does human resources know about this? He is the human resources boss, so I guess you could say they know. The bosses at my work give pet names to a lot of the employees, so I don't think it means anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sana Muñequita Linda 2,566 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 OMFG You're bumping from one bizarre adventure to another. Good luck, mate, we're rooting for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noon 20,968 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 your life is so wild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gio 92 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 most of us r pigs , so if he heard it he will probably fuck u ,, even if he didnt fuck u he is happy to hear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Mars 1,981 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 isnt him calling u beautiful inappropriate? Anyway hopefully this works in your favor and he isnt a dick....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiftswitchsurf 12,276 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I could probably sell your life story to Oxygen or Comedy Central for mad sick cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delincious 5,654 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 isnt him calling u beautiful inappropriate? Anyway hopefully this works in your favor and he isnt a dick....... how?????, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyoyeonisnotfood 4,206 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 are you a boy or girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkySanta 1,073 Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 are you a boy or girl? I'm a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Mars 1,981 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 how?????, as a nickname it's a little ehhhhhhhhhh...... but maybe it's bc i watch too many lifetime movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azucar 1,132 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 I always read your posts in Tyler's voice, makes it all the more funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeokdae 3,324 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 He is the human resources boss, so I guess you could say they know. The bosses at my work give pet names to a lot of the employees, so I don't think it means anything woah...seems like a pretty lax place to work. well,i hope he heard it, i hope he liked it, and i hope you get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delincious 5,654 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 as a nickname it's a little ehhhhhhhhhh...... but maybe it's bc i watch too many lifetime movies you do if anything her telling him to fuck her is what's inappropriate lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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