I had the WORST first date yesterday. You have to hear how ridiculous this guy was.

[KinkySanta]

Yesterday I had the worst first date. We decide to go out to lunch. When we sit down we started talking about hobbies and stuff. Somehow the topic of reddit came up. I mentioned that I sometimes go on there to look at TIFU and cringe (for those of you who don't know tifu is where people share embarrassing stories and cringe is where you watch awkward moment videos). He then makes the creepiest suggestion. He's then all "oh you should go on the ___ (forgot the name) reddit. You get to see some fucked up stuff like people dying or injuries".

  Later on into lunch he starts going on about how he doesn't date asian girls (the guy was asian) because he thinks they're all unattractive and how he will only date white girls (I'm white) He then says, "You're like the essential white girl pale skin, big blue eyes, blonde hair" He literally was saying all this while his tone was getting increasingly more dreamy and creepy. Needless to say I wasn't really flattered on how he only dates whites.

Then he straight up asks me if I have an asian fetish. I told him I didn't and that I date all races. Then he asked me to list everything attractive about asians which I found weird as fuck. I just left it at they tend to have nice features left it super vague so I didn't end up sounding as creepy as him. He then asks my opinion on Koreans out of nowhere. I told him I don't really have an opinion. Then he asked me to fucking guess which kind of asian he is, which is a dangerous game I didn't want to play. I told him I didn't want to get it wrong and sound racist. I guessed Korean and said I guessed it because he brought them up. Apparently he wasn't korean and he was all, "so typical of a white to not be able to tell the difference".

  Then he told me about how all his best experiences happen when hes high on molly in the club and how I should go to a club with him and he could get me to try molly.

Then the dude orders me an AMF for those of you who don't know it's a pretty strong drink that pretty much is all the strong alcohols in one drink. When the bartender brings it he's all, "Oh this is the date rape drink". BITCH WHAT?! I told him I was giving the drink to him as soon as I started feeling even the slightest bit fuzzy because I wasn't gonna get even remotely tipsy in front of this dude. Then he went on and on about exes and how he dated a 17 year old when he was 23 (Yikes).

Then I had to dodge a kiss from him.

I keep having bad first dates, like dodge the kiss bad. Nothing this bad though hahah

[xoxomandoo]

[Happy Oppa]

God that's awful.

[Ringo]

Well, I'm glad this didn't end with your dismembered body parts thrown in a freezer.

[Ihavepopcorn]

That sound terrible. I never understand how people say these things, or act this way and think that there's nothing wrong with it.

[PromiscuousBunny]

this guy's a mess

good thing it ended with the first date

[SAUCY]

you're the one who also wrote kinkysanta to your teacher

and got caught masturbting in a car

 

 

very fascinating life you lead

[Chang Yuanying]

Was he cute tho?

[snejana]

oh my god

[abra]

 

  Then he told me about how all his best experiences happen when hes high on molly in the club and how I should go to a club with him and he could get me to try molly.

 

I can't believe you met GD

[DeeTee]

How did you even manage to sit through all the things he said? 

 

I would have given him some excuse and fled the scene ASAP!!! 

[J.Cole]

You seriously need to write a book about your life, hun..

[kw_]

FUCK I didn't expect it to be so bad

[J.Cole]

I can't believe you met GD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nic]

that's ridiculous

was he cute

[SAUCY]

I can't believe you met GD

 

you're too much omg

[lolopeepeefafa]

FUCK I didn't expect it to be so bad

[Wicked]

I thought my first dates had been bad , apparently not ... lol

[Vanilla Cupcake]

This guy is like comically bad. Block him, ignore him, and never go on a date with him again. He is the definition of a douchebag.

[GodYezi]

Next time you should also post a footage.

[Soulrain]

This is gotta be the best thread of the month. I'm crying.

[Oh Devonne]

you're the one who also wrote kinkysanta to your teacher

and got caught masturbting in a car

 

 

very fascinating life you lead

[Ghettoe]

I can't believe you met GD

 

*Slaps knee*

[Not A Byuntae]

_{firstly thank you introducing me about that subreddit... that subreddit makes me feel better about my embarrassing moments...}

 

Good thing you avoided his kiss tbh 

[Moon Jellyfish]

I can't believe you met GD

Omg Abra lmao