LIES you tell your parents?

[Impregnated by Eunwoo]

LIES you tell/told your parents?

 

 

Here are mine..  

"I have this project coming up and I need some money"

"I ate"

"I don't drink"

"I'm sleeping over at my friend's house"

"Literally everyone failed the math test"

 

 

 

[Loketâ™”]

*sings oh my girl liar liar*

[Fish Tank]

i lie all the time!

 

[RedPanny]

''Im okay!''=is actually crying inside

''I do it in 5 mins!''=my mom yelling at me after a hour pass by

''Yes, i had a good day a school today''=Was actually sent out over me wearing a hat

[rayellaz]

"yes i studied"

"no this class is not important, everyone skips it" when i skipped class

"nah i'm not drinking/i don't drink"

[kagehina]

"of course I finished and turned in the homework, my teacher is just slow at grading"

"no I'm not talking to a boy on the phone"

[coffeencherry]

im completely straight

[Caiii]

"we were studying"

"it was a study-out"

"yes I eat breakfast everyday"

[Paulister]

"I'll be going to (X location) with (Y person)"

In reality, I'm going somewhere else that I know my parents do not approve of, with another person they're on the fence about.

#rebel

 

Also, the classic "I don't watch porn".

In reality... you know 

 

"I AM STUDYING"

In reality, I am binge watching house of cards.

 

"I'll be studying until 1 in the morning"

In reality, I'll be catching up on shows and binge watching house of cards

 

 

those are a few

[sleeping suga]

"but no one passed the exam!" -when i fail (mostly with a low grade)

"i'm going" -when i have to get up or somewhere else
"i'm studying" -you already know...

"this is about to end, when it does i'll go" -when watching a vid/series/movie

[Dew]

"It doesn't matter if I skip class today because nothing important will be covered"

"Yes, I am doing homework" 

"Yeah, I did that thing you wanted me to do"

[Blem]

i met a really nice guy last night

we spoke about politics

i didnt drink any alcohol

 

all lies i tell you 

[akisame]

"I've done my homework."

[Acey]

I'm okay, everything's okay

[lovely_me]

"I ate"

 

"I don't dl on computer" 

 

"I dont have a time when I do need to be on work. I can come a hour later" /its a half lie.. 

 

"I havent bought more nail polishes anymore" 

 

"I dont have yr xy. Dont touched it. U forgot it somewhere". 

 

"I dont use yr mascara" 

 

"I dont have medicine in the cupboard. We need new one" 

 

etc

[eyeballs]

im completely straight

[pr0chicken007]

"I'm sleeping"

 

1. I'm sleeping

2. I'm playing game and dont want them to disturb me

3. I'm masturbating

[Park Joy]

"No I didn't smoke! I was just around people who smoke so I smell!"

[CharmSparks]

"Everyone got a bad grade on that."

"Yeah, I cleaned my room."

"I'm reading a textbook on the tablet." (goes back to reading fantasy novels)

"We didn't get the test back yet."

[TheHulk]

"I dont smoke" "I won't smoke"

"I trust you"

"I'm Not dating anyone"

"I like my aunts and uncles"

[Big Stupid Jellyfish]

Everyone tells me i'm the most honest person they know. I can't think of any major lies i've told my parents.

[potatostar17]

I can't say ! !

because It was too many ><

[-hireshi]

None.

 

And it's not that I am always honest, but I keep a whole lot in the dark from my parents. I think if they had known half of the stuff I've done / been through the past half decade they'd have a heart attack.

[sapphicsunmi]

-im happy

-i havent hurted myself

-no, im not crying

-im just tired

-i didnt skip school today

-yeah everything is allright

-I ate

-Yes i studied

-We have no homework

-Im gonna do it soon

-Yeah i showered yesterday

[sublime]

"I can't go to (relative)'s house, I have works to do."

Makes no noise when they call for me and ask if I'm awake (does this count)