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Ddeona Oneul Bame Nation's First Love

Ddeona Oneul Bame

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HE'S ACTUALLY IMMORTAL!!  :megusta: 

 

LET'S LOOK BRIEFLY AT SOME OF THE EVIDENCE I HAVE COMPILED FOR THIS THEORY!  :megusta: 

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As you can see in Exhibit A, there is no way a normal human being who appears this squishy should be in his twenties~  :omg: 

 

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IN WHAT UNIVERSE COULD THIS ADORABLE PERSON BE THOUGHT OF AS OUT OF HIS TEENS??!!?  :omg:

 

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I PERSONALLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT, TBH~ :megusta: 

 

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HOW COULD ANYONE ACCEPT THIS?! I FOR ONE DON'T THINK HE LOOKS A DAY OLDER THAN 16!! :megusta: WHEN WILL OTHERS ACHIEVE THIS MASTERY OVER ETERNAL YOUTH?

 

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MINNIE MOUSE HERE IS SIMPLY CONTINUES TO STAY TOO ADORABLE AS THE YEARS GO BY~  :megusta: 

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THEREFORE, HE MUST BE IMMORTAL!!!!  :megusta: 

 

​Let us not forget his adorable teefs~  :megusta: 

 

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BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN IN HIS ETERNAL YOUTH, HE IS ABLE TO SLAY US WITH HIS DADDYNESS~  :megusta: 

 

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YET STILL BE CUTE AF, AS WELL!!  :megusta:

 

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BUT STILL BRINGIN THE BODILY SLAYAGE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!  :megusta:

 

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I HAVE YET TO SEE THIS IN MANY OTHER SPECIMENS ON EARTH, TBH~  :megusta:

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AS SUCH, I THINK IT'S TIME WE ALL AGREED ON THE FACT THAT XIUMIN HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH THE ETERNAL BEAUTY OF YOUTH!!!!~

 

BLESSS LITTLE DADDY XIUMIN BLLLEEEESSSSSSSS!!~

 

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Ddeona Oneul Bame Nation's First Love

Ddeona Oneul Bame

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It's the elixir of life that he uses to keep looking younger and younger. Either that or witchcraft.

 

Let's go with that Black Magic theory~  :megusta:

 

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Bless him! I could really borrow whatever magical potion that he's using to make himself age backwards as well  :rlytearpls:

 

TRUTHS!!~ TEACH US, ETERNAL YOUNG ONE~

 

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he literally looks his age

 

RECEIPTS!! 

 

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Vampires. They're among us.

 

 

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I believe it~  :megusta:

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Deâ„“phina Legend

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He bathes in the bloody tears of fans lemme tell ya :omg:

 

I have personally contributed to his daily splashing most often :rlytearpls:

 

i know he's 26... he literally looks 26 his face tells me it all ..... he just acts young

He's... actually a grumpy elder but mmkay.

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Why are you so obsessed with proving he looks older?

why do yall keep quoting me? i'm providing responses to others responses.... do you see me replying to the thread (excluding my original post) without a quote? If so please link me to my posts where i wasn't responding to someone. Until you can prove that then I am not obsessed with proving that he looks his age, i'm just responding to other's opinions. Which is what this thread was made for :)

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so you're admitting he looks older? :)

No, you said he acts young, I said he doesn't. He's grumpy and old-fashioned and goes to bed before 11PM and dislikes aegyo.

 

I think he looks like a late teen and it's more visible when he has bangs and light hair. That's him, with teenagers :

 

 

 

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No, you said he acts young, I said he doesn't. He's grumpy and old-fashioned and goes to bed before 11PM and dislikes aegyo.

 

I think he looks like a late teen and it's more visible when he has bangs and light hair. That's him, with teenagers :

 

 

 

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bruuuuuuuh he makes Yuta (Mark?) look 10 and Doyoung already looks older but Xiumin looks 24-5 in these... he is nowhere near late teens omg don't let your longing for him to forever be in exo fool you man..... Xiumin very much looks his age, not even subjectivity can save you here.... smh if he was a late teen homeboy must be going hard on the drugs (this is a what if statement, do not think I am accusing him of doing actual drugs)......

 

 

also some of exo aren't so young looking so i admit when he is around 3/10 he does look like he could be 23.... lol

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bruuuuuuuh he makes Yuta (Mark?) look 10 and Doyoung already looks older but Xiumin looks 24-5 in these... he is nowhere near late teens omg don't let your longing for him to forever be in exo fool you man..... Xiumin very much looks his age, not even subjectivity can save you here.... smh if he was a late teen homeboy must be going hard on the drugs (this is a what if statement, do not think I am accusing him of doing actual drugs)......

What even is that argument ? I don't "long" for anything, and I know his age, which is pretty much irrelevant to his career prospects.

 

K. Like I don't see men in their mid-20s everyday of my life. I don't see my TAs, grad students on campus, fast food/store clerks, family members... I have no standard of what 24-26 year olds look like, k. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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