Worst way someone tried to flirt with you / bad pick up lines you've gotten

[Nev Schulman]

I know I've said I'm ugly before but someone attempted to flirt with me once.

So story short this guy who I knew from school and who I met in the library, he was nice and I was cool.

This guy kept inviting me to his house and I was like "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME?!" 

One day things changed when I said I was upset and he was like "You know what's sad... I've never kissed an [insert my race] before"

 

HO HO THIS GUY WAS NOT TRYIN TO MAKE ME HAVE HIS FETISH COME THROUGH THATS NOT HOW YOU FLIRT WITH SOMEONE OK!? He then went on comparing himself to a Koala bear saying he was a sweet as one and I responded with I don't eat Koala meat lol

 

it was embarrassing

he stopped talking to me ever since I stopped showing interest romantically lol

 

 

This guy was whack, how can you try to flirt with me by complimenting yourself? 

 

please share your experiences </3

Till this day, I still kept the screenshots

this is why I am single, because men are absolute creepers... j jk

[kw_]

I'm glad you made this thread I need to yell something real quick

 

PSA: TELLING AN ASIAN GIRL SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER IS NOT A GOOD WAY OF HITTING ON HER

[emb]

literally i had a guy come up to me, sit down and tell me im hot straight up

 

like tf kind of

[gummybear_dragon]

I'm not eligible to answer this question unfortunately

[-SoneHeart-]

I know I've said I'm ugly before but someone attempted to flirt with me once.

So story short this guy who I knew from school and who I met in the library, he was nice and I was cool.

This guy kept inviting me to his house and I was like "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME?!" 

One day things changed when I said I was upset and he was like "You know what's sad... I've never kissed an [insert my race] before"

 

HO HO THIS GUY WAS NOT TRYIN TO MAKE ME HAVE HIS FETISH COME THROUGH THATS NOT HOW YOU FLIRT WITH SOMEONE OK!? He then went on comparing himself to a Koala bear saying he was a sweet as one and I responded with I don't eat Koala meat lol

 

it was embarrassing

he stopped talking to me ever since I stopped showing interest romantically lol

 

 

This guy was whack, how can you try to flirt with me by complimenting yourself? 

 

please share your experiences </3

Till this day, I still kept the screenshots

this is why I am single, because men are absolute creepers... j jk

[ScarletWhimsy]

Trying to pick me up on my late night subway ride home after a long day of classes is not a good idea. Also, confidently telling me that you know I'm Japanese when I'm Chinese won't win you any points either.

[JaceyPanduh20]

People never flirt with me so. 

[chips27]

"Hey,hey there. Where are you going? You look good. Please buy my mixtape."

 

something along those lines.

 

There are some other times, but I don't remember rn.

 

Oh, I remember this time at work a customer was like:

 

"Hey, I like you. You are so nice. Can I get your facebook?"

 

He was persistent too. He asked me when I was getting off of work and where I live etc etc. 

[Nev Schulman]

I had no idea what to say on that. He was trying so hard it was sad and creepy at the same time

[Miyeon]

i was with my friend at the mall and

a guy came up to us

"girls u look like pickles

i like pickles"

[ScarletWhimsy]

I know I've said I'm ugly before but someone attempted to flirt with me once.

So story short this guy who I knew from school and who I met in the library, he was nice and I was cool.

This guy kept inviting me to his house and I was like "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME?!" 

One day things changed when I said I was upset and he was like "You know what's sad... I've never kissed an [insert my race] before"

Seriously, this though ^ is just so creepy. You are not an exotic pet.

i was with my friend at the mall and

a guy came up to us

"girls u look like pickles

i like pickles"

LMAO I'M CRYING

[Ddeona Oneul Bame]

I've never been flirted with, but this one like 30-year-old mofo had a peculiar way of trying to ask for my number once while I was working~ 

[Dew]

The creepiest incident was when I was waiting for the train and this dude was pushing me into hanging out with him sometime and calling me beautiful. Ever since I chopped most of my hair off and stopped dressing as girly as before, nobody tries to flirt with me anymore.

[Nev Schulman]

i was with my friend at the mall and

a guy came up to us

"girls u look like pickles

i like pickles"

I'm deceased

[Riri]

Well there was this guy that was travelling with me and at the end of the travel he gave me his taxi card and told me "if you ever need a pickup" 

[suzya]

Trying to pick me up on my late night subway ride home after a long day of classes is not a good idea. Also, confidently telling me that you know I'm Japanese when I'm Chinese won't win you any points either.

 

Stalking me out of the subway on to a more empty street is an even worse option and has happened. 

You'll get my number because I'll be scared to get attacked.

[Oh Devonne]

It's always the same tho , "How old are you?" . But I experienced "Do you like me, my bitch?" or when they use babygirl , like wtf we're not that close . 

[SJK]

"Hey, hey. You look good. I bet you don't f*ck [insert his race here] people, though, huh?"

 

Seriously, man, do you hear yourself...

[Barack Oppama]

"I touch myself thinking about you every night"

...  ? I mean I wouldn't mind if Moonbyul said that to me but

[LayMin]

I don't remember all of them but there was this guy stalking me on my Facebook and tried to make me think he was a Shawol and that he liked Taemin...?? Like wtf guy u don't even know them...

Later he said, "I'll do my best to look like an asian so you can like me"..

 

Quite terrifying

[Gildori]

It was a former co-worker who is like 20-30 years older than me? It started after he found out I was over 18 years old >.>  Anyways, he kept trying to get me to hang out with him and I kept rejecting with every excuse possible

 

Him: You like biking right?  Let's go out to the woods later and bike the trails together

Me: Sorry, I'm going to the library to study for my exam

Him: I have a library in my apartment!  It's nice and quiet so you can come over and study!

Me: Sorry, I'm meeting with a study group

Him: Well then maybe afterwards?  

 

and also while trying to be civil

Me: I like fried chicken.  I kind of want to eat it for dinner tonight

Him: You like fried chicken?  I make THE BEST fried chicken.  Want to come over to my apartment tonight and have some?  Just you and me? I can make it extra special for you if you want.

Me: I'm on a diet actually sorry. (pretty sure I bought fried chicken that night btw)

 

I only saw him once after I left that job and he was still kinda creepy.  I feel like i should have reported him, but none of the other girls said he talked to them that way so idk 

 

EDIT:

I just remembered a super creepy comment he made and I almost cried since I was so freaked out.  I told some of my other co-workers, but we didn't do anything about it.  Note, I was trying to be civil instead of running away and being rude.

 

Me: oh did you hurt your finger while working?

Him: Nah I had a hangnail yesterday and ripped it off.

Me:  That stinks.  I hope it feels better.

Him: It feels a lot better then it did yesterday.  I thought about you taking care of it while I was trying to sleep and it helped me heal.

[Hexenbiest]

I had quite a few. 

 

But if I had to choose the most wtf would be, from some random old geezer on the street after he asked for the time: 

"And what do you think about PETTING?"

 

 

I laughed and dashed off

[Shhhhh]

"If my girlfriend brakes up with me, I wanna date you"

 

He gave me a hug after he said that. What's funny is that he and his gf are still together...

[~MultifandomAF~]

"I touch myself thinking about you every night"

... ? I mean I wouldn't mind if Moonbyul said that to me but

Tbh same, only Moonbyul

[Ripiaoppa]

I love ur hair its so curly while touching it and with an 'awww' expression...  first of all don't touch me second of all I hate my ugly curly hair don't diss me 3rd I'm not 7 I'm a guy horrible flirt.