Moonsus 2,143 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 The universe's very own and most beloved girl group, 4MUSES has recently announced that they are preparing for their comeback... with a twist! A new member, Semmommy, who's real name is Lim Seam or Natural Ni Konishite, has joined the group. The group already had humongous melons but this new sex bombshell has brought the sex appeal of the group to a whole new level! Lee Sem says, "I've had big tits since.... the day I was born. I would massage my nipples and giggle because I loved the tickly feeling my amazing Asian areolas gave me, so pleasurable." Lee Sem also said, while talking to Kim Jong-un, "I'll massage your balls if you bulk buy our upcoming album!". The members of 4MUSES expressed extreme Joy at the news of Semmommy joining the group. Member Kyungri, while shoving a purple diamond studded dildo into Sungahsus' private pink parts, said, "Great! Another lesbian friend! What else could I wish for? She has big tits and is forestry." Member Sojizz said, while twerking to 'Jesus Take the Wheel', "Please go away, let me work on my ass, I can't let a noob have a bigger gold mine than mine!" Members Moonsus and Pop Hymenwere seen eating penis chocolate candies and giving their fans free rainbow colored dildos with their signatures and kiss marks on them to celebratw the new member. Semmommy is a talented boob dancer, boob massager, boob toucher, vagina massager and can queef on request. She's the only person on planet earth to have farts that smell like old lady perfume and cat food. Oprah Winfrey and Hillary Clinton, were once again, seen running naked near their dorm, screaming "MY PUSSY IS OVULATING OVER THE NEW MEMBER! NOTICE ME CHINGUS". Donald Trumph was seen rubbing his crotch and leaking old man juice all over his desktop after seeing Semmommy's pre debut boob dancing videos. Check out the netizens' reactions below! [+484848585859595995, -9] Wow! DAEBAK ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ My tootie queefed when I heard the name "Semmommy".. kekekekek, be my mommy please kekekekek. [+84848494, -7] Semmommy's boob dancing is so good, I forgot what porn is. Her creamy bouncy natural boobs are better than Jesus ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋ [+8282828, -546] WOWZA! Is that a baby coming out of my pussy kekeke go back in! *pushes baby back inside vagina"*. Semmommy made me pregnant just by looking at her omona! What will I tell my parents? ㅋㅋㅋㅌㅌㅌㅎㅎㅎㅎㅋ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NATURAL NI KOISHITE 2,184 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My name is Natural ni Koishite and I do not approve of this message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
˹AS˼ 3,610 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Flop thread, please delete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ari 12,218 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonie 1,643 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 So excited for our newest addition to 4Muses!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarmin 1,609 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ookkkkk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*lesigh* 6,759 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Where is Serasus!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeZee 1,603 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 4 muses? Never heard of them, but that name probably should've been reserved for a 9 muses sub-unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvesoul 63 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 im so glad that this is a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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