fuckception 695 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock knock Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Wine 1,540 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interrup-- MOO! (Hush, I know it's lame, but it's always amusing to try it on people who've never heard it before...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodBot 1,005 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ PD Hercule Poirot ~ 1,868 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock knock Who's there? Sehu... Luhan too???!!! Arrrrghghhh LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelephant 4,710 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I can't think of a knock knock joke so I'm going to leave this here Two nuns are riding on a bicycle. The younger one says, "I've never come this way before." The older one replies, "It's the cobblestones." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity 209 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 knock knock who's there? *keeps silent* who's there?! nobody! :D I just made this up....coz i was bored so lame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock knock Who's there? I sucked off Doctor I sucked off Doctor Who O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity 209 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I can't think of a knock knock joke so I'm going to leave this here Two nuns are riding on a bicycle. The younger one says, "I've never come this way before." The older one replies, "It's the cobblestones." I don't get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawlaw 11,951 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Benjamin Button Benjamin Who? Benjamin Who's there? Knock knock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog 5,083 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interrup-- MOO! (Hush, I know it's lame, but it's always amusing to try it on people who've never heard it before...) I used to use this joke all the time on kids while I took their portraits because it made them laugh like crazy and gave me a+, smiley photos for mom & dad to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki 2,700 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock Knock Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke X 1,319 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 *knock knock* -who is it? - your mum - mum, plz show us your paw *the person on the other side of the room show them their white paw* - well, yeah, it is you, mummy! *the kids open the door and the wolf eats the all* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity 209 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 knock knock who's there? I like a poo I like a poo who? I like a poo poo!!! -------------------------- knock knock who's there? I am your I am your who? You are my baby <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Knock knock Who's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmi 208 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Too bored to write down so here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Wine 1,540 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I can't think of a knock knock joke so I'm going to leave this here Two nuns are riding on a bicycle. The younger one says, "I've never come this way before." The older one replies, "It's the cobblestones." Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One says, "pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One says, "pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio." One of my all time facves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DomoMeg 324 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 "knock knock whos der i eat mop i eat mop who" say it outloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsomessedup 32 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 knock knock who's there? fred oh hey fred, come in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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