My Everything 23,399 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You got: JaguarYour sex patronus is a jaguar! You’re the ultimate lover — sexy and flexible, you do things in bed that makes your partner’s eyes pop out. Like a jaguar you pounce onto your lover with the perfect amount of agility and grace.Take the quiz here Link to comment
Shhhhh 763 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I also got jaguar haha Link to comment
unemployedblackman 359 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You got: Snake Your sex patronus is a snake! You’re sly, clever and quick, which makes you amazing in the sack. Your lovers are endlessly surprised by the tricks up your sneaky snake sleeves. You always keep them guessing. This good or bad? Link to comment
Ravie 1,256 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You got: House Cat Your sex patronus is a house cat! OK so maybe you’re not the most energetic of lovers, but what you lack in energy you make up for in purrs and pets. You knead your partner into submission with your fluffy paws and make sure you’re both tired enough afterward to nap for 12 hours straight. Idk if this good or bad Link to comment
D a n t e 1,723 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I got house cat lmao Link to comment
sudsy 3,305 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Elephant. Your sex patronus is an elephant! You seduce your lovers with your amazing intelligence and then overwhelm them with your body. Also, because of your incredible memory you always remember what your partner likes, and they are never disappointed. Link to comment
RedVelvetTrash 484 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 You got: Squirrel Monkey Your sex patronus is a squirrel monkey! Full of energy and fun, you take your lovers on a wild ride. Most people can’t even keep up with you as you bounce around the bed. You are one swingin’ sex monkey. tf? Link to comment
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ 730 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 The test apparently called me obese Panda Your sex patronus is a panda! This may not sound very sexy at first, but like a panda, you’re warm and cuddly and people love being wrapped in your embrace. Also, as a panda you have a healthy appetite and make sure your lovers are well-fed. Your ideal sexual encounter ends with pizza in bed Link to comment
NateSparda 961 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 You got: House CatYour sex patronus is a house cat! OK so maybe you’re not the most energetic of lovers, but what you lack in energy you make up for in purrs and pets. You knead your partner into submission with your fluffy paws and make sure you’re both tired enough afterward to nap for 12 hours straight. cool, I love cats Link to comment
TheHulk 479 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 You got: Squirrel Monkey Your sex patronus is a squirrel monkey! Full of energy and fun, you take your lovers on a wild ride. Most people can’t even keep up with you as you bounce around the bed. You are one swingin’ sex monkey Link to comment
愛��る 627 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I got the jaguar. I feel like a more appropriate animal would be a squid or octopus though Link to comment
Regality 955 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I got a house cat Link to comment
MasterOfCider 692 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Elephant. Your sex patronus is an elephant! You seduce your lovers with your amazing intelligence and then overwhelm them with your body. Also, because of your incredible memory you always remember what your partner likes, and they are never disappointed. Link to comment
Sailor Mars 1,981 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You got: Squirrel Monkey Your sex patronus is a squirrel monkey! Full of energy and fun, you take your lovers on a wild ride. Most people can’t even keep up with you as you bounce around the bed. You are one swingin’ sex monkey. Link to comment
Pseudo 1,135 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 What’s Your Sex Patronus? You got: House Cat Your sex patronus is a house cat! OK so maybe you’re not the most energetic of lovers, but what you lack in energy you make up for in purrs and pets. You knead your partner into submission with your fluffy paws and make sure you’re both tired enough afterward to nap for 12 hours straight. Thinkstock LMFAOOO Link to comment
ZPM 4,855 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I also got jaguar haha Link to comment
arineunha 352 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Squirrel monkey Link to comment
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