KinkySanta 1,073 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I can't get sober dude and my mom is already home. I havent drank in forever. I'm scared my Mom will catchme. and I told my sistere how much I love Donald Glover apparently. I never tell people how much I love him. Dude I'm gone and now the drunk my ex used to play is playing. why am I still drunk. Please tell me how to get not drunk. I can't get caught, I'm super gone. I wish Donald Glover was here. help me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsomessedup 32 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 go to bed and pretend to be asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateSparda 961 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Eat something spicy, it always work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Mars 1,981 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 how not to get drunk? stop drinking. how to get sober? go to sleep or go to ur mom and tell her whats up or maybe get in an ice cold shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottyBalloon 5,101 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 take a piss or drink something warm that'll help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EbonyDark'nessDementia 984 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 cold shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buntunbois 84 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 pry open your window and jump out. spend the night at your friend's house and say you were at a sleepover if you don't want to be caught you can't get sober too quickly but you can do what other people mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudo 1,135 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Drink some water. No, drink A LOT of water. Or do what the peeps above said and pretend to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimin's GF 1,621 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Doesn't matter what you'll do, even drinking water... Alcohol won't go away faster. However, drinking a lot will make you feel less sick later on. So drink and bring a bottle of water with you to bed. And sleep. Maybe go to the bathroom before lol But yeah, sleeping is the best thing to do. No risk to seem drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kxjay 3,543 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Someone is a light weight What were you drinking btw? The only way to get sober quick is to regurgitate the alcohol out...that's what I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkySanta 1,073 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 Someone is a light weight What were you drinking btw? The only way to get sober quick is to regurgitate the alcohol out...that's what I do lots of whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneeze 308 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasta 5,874 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'm so sorry you're in a predicament... but I honestly laughed so hard I cried when I read this. You always have the funniest threads. Try sleeping it off and stay hydrated with water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kxjay 3,543 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 lots of whiskey Lol that's not too bad But since you said you haven't drank your tolerance might just be low My suggestion now is if you're like really piss drunk, I'd suggest to throw up now before you get a bad hangover lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkySanta 1,073 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Share Posted February 3, 2016 I LOVE YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pessego 2,194 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 pry open your window and jump out. spend the night at your friend's house and say you were at a sleepover if you don't want to be caught you can't get sober too quickly but you can do what other people mentioned Sounds like someone notice this predicament before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buntunbois 84 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Sounds like someone notice this predicament before nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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