[AKPsus] [KBminute] 4MINUTE to come back, SoNuguSTD who?

[Moonsus]

 

Universe's upcoming NUMBER 1 girl group, 4MINUTE (also called SEXMINUTE) is set to make a comeback soon.

 

After a long wait, the universe is ready to have its extra long pussy hair braided and snatched by the goddesses of 4MINUTE!

 

After serving out constant bops such as "Whatcha Doin' Today?" And "Crazy", 4MINUTE has become Korea's National Girl Group and Asia's Most Sought-after Sex Icon(s). Member Sohyun told the President of Pornhub, "please do not post our music video on pornhub again, we know we're hot and our luscious natural boobs are saliva inducing but please calm yourself!".

 

Member Hyuna told President Obama, "If you arent gonna watch my music video and vote for me in music shows, who else will? Lady Gaga?".

 

Fans were seen wildly queefing outside the Cube Entertainment building while screaming "4MINUTE SLAYYY!". One of the fans that we interviewed said, "Yes I am ready for Gayoon and Jiyoon unnies to come and snatch my pubes like hot wax! I lost my edges already so its very hard for me to not look like a horny bald ahjumma kekeke".

 

Oprah Winfrey was reportedly seen outside their dorm, flashing her gigantic tits and screaming "Jihyun I want you to piss on my nostrils!!!!". Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Angela Merkel were seen having a threesome while watching the

.

 

Here is the tracklist for the group's 7th Mini Album, "Act.7"

 

1. Hate (that this mini only has 4 songs) (prod. by Skrollex)

2. No Love (to cube)

3. Blind (and deaf if you don't stan us after this comeback)

4. Canvas

 

Are you excited for 4minutits to snatch your scalp with their comeback?

 

Check the netizens' reactions below!

 

1. [+1884848596093848585940605, -0] wow, Hyuna unnie has big buubies i want to kiss her boobi kekekekekekekekekeã…‹ã…‹ã…‹.

2. [+0, -949488484] Wow I HATE them so much kekkekekekekkekekekeke.

3. [+110939393, -5] Sohyun goddess unnie once punched me in the face, it was awesome ã… ã… .

4. [+38848484, -78] kekekekek you guys were calling Hyuna bloated ahjumma, I bet your moms look like the fat blueberry from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory kekekㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

[baeekhyun]

[Arrogant Spooky]

snstd who 

[LeaveMeAlone]

[Hyoyeonisnotfood]

lets just hope that 4minute ''flops'' like Snsd... 

[____Vatouhâ„¢]

LMAO   #buyhateonitunes

[shakeDman]

I am loving the visuals.

[nancy mcflurry]

Best thread ever

[Witch Nose]

Somebody actually spent time writing this

 

10/10 💀

[Peach Toadstool]

LMAO. SLAYYYYY! 

 

Iconic article.

[AYOSHIARI]

eeew who wrote this? it's so cheesy

[OREKI]

1. Hate (that this mini only has 4 songs) (prod. by Skrollex)
2. No Love (to cube)
3. Blind (and deaf if you don't stan us after this comeback)
4. Canvas

 

truth

[Bosnia_HyunaLover <3]

 

LMAO. SLAYYYYY! 

 

Iconic article.

 

[hiraishrimp]

4. [+38848484, -78] kekekekek you guys were calling Hyuna bloated ahjumma, I bet your moms look like the fat blueberry from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory kekekㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

i'm positively dead

[Girls Generation]

I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

[snsdreceipts]

this is greatest piece of literature thing I have ever read in my life 

[____Vatouhâ„¢]

STILL LAUGHING

[deobizone]

im excited

[Moonie]

 

 

"Yes I am ready for Gayoon and Jiyoon unnies to come and snatch my pubes like hot wax! I lost my edges already so its very hard for me to not look like a horny bald ahjumma kekeke". 

 

Oprah Winfrey was reportedly seen outside their dorm, flashing her gigantic tits and screaming "Jihyun I want you to piss on my nostrils!!!!".

 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[silicon soul]

Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Angela Merkel were seen having a threesome while watching the teaser video for 4MINUTE'S upcoming title track, "Hate".