KinkySanta 1,073 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I almost got arrested today.... for public sex. I'm dating a dude that lives about an hour away and in an area that a lot of people would be headed towards for the holidays (I kinda do too I guess). Anyways since traffic would've been not so great we decided to meet up halfway to go to a movie and get food and all of that. Somewhere near the end of the date we just really wanted to hook up, but our houses were both a good 40 minutes away. We decided to have good old car sex like we did when we first started dating. Now back in those days it was the summer so we used to put up a million window covers covering the windows (because he was afraid to get his windows tinted since it could get you a fine where we are) and park in a school since the lots were all empty. This time of year they were still in session though, so that was out of the question. We ended up going to this suburb with all our window covers and found a street end that didn't have a house at the end. one of the back window covers fell I guess because IN THE MIDDLE OF IT two cops were knocking on the window and telling us to get out of the car. We quickly threw on whatever and got out of the car and the police started questioning us because apparently they got several calls about a suspicious car that neighbors thought were "scoping out the neighborhood to rob people". Then she took our IDs and she kept talking about how she could arrest us and all that. Then the cops happened to get a call (THANK GOD) and she said she's letting us off with a warning since a lot of other stuff is going on. So that's my story. I'm an idiot. I was shaking though. She really was seeming like she was going to arrest us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HANBIN 3,918 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL, should've just stayed home and masturbated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowjustwow 1,183 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 you made a great story. nice! thumb up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internalizedhomophobia 1,973 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 this is one of the best threads you've made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapmon's Ahjussi Husband 2,299 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I almost got arrested today.... for public sex. I'm dating a dude that lives about an hour away and in an area that a lot of people would be headed towards for the holidays (I kinda do too I guess). Anyways since traffic would've been not so great we decided to meet up halfway to go to a movie and get food and all of that. Somewhere near the end of the date we just really wanted to hook up, but our houses were both a good 40 minutes away. We decided to have good old car sex like we did when we first started dating. Now back in those days it was the summer so we used to put up a million window covers covering the windows (because he was afraid to get his windows tinted since it could get you a fine where we are) and park in a school since the lots were all empty. This time of year they were still in session though, so that was out of the question. We ended up going to this suburb with all our window covers and found a street end that didn't have a house at the end. one of the back window covers fell I guess because IN THE MIDDLE OF IT two cops were knocking on the window and telling us to get out of the car. We quickly threw on whatever and got out of the car and the police started questioning us because apparently they got several calls about a suspicious car that neighbors thought were "scoping out the neighborhood to rob people". Then she took our IDs and she kept talking about how she could arrest us and all that. Then the cops happened to get a call (THANK GOD) and she said she's letting us off with a warning since a lot of other stuff is going on. So that's my story. I'm an idiot. I was shaking though. She really was seeming like she was going to arrest us. Pay a motel juiceseeyo , there are a lot with sexy themes, or if u like "the rush" do it in a bathrrom of a shopping or some kinky not so public place; scary experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelanatedBeauty 13,663 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD GIRL I LOVE YOUR POSTS my favorite is still your car masturbation one where the customer caught u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Was the sex worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RóisÃn Dubh 3,966 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 did you finished it after the cops left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galhadineas 2,027 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 did she see you guys having sex? Hella frustrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Oppama 5,738 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 u r such a kinky santa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green green 442 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 lol find a restroom next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkySanta 1,073 Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Was the sex worth it? It actually was. We were caught during round two, so it wasn't too big of a loss did you finished it after the cops left? Nooooo we got out of there so fast. The person that we believe called the cops on us was watching the interaction with the police from her front door. She would've called again did she see you guys having sex? Hella frustrating She literally saw us right in the middle of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbleGumPop 14 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 don't have car sexy next time dummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Mars 1,981 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all-them-pies 654 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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