GirlCrush:Joy 1,207 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Works every fucking time tbh http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA oh there's more, compliments of @Bearclaw http://www.amazon.com/Fiber-One-Chewy-Chocolate-5-Count/product-reviews/B0013Z1R1W Live coverage of the serious issue, source @iceprincessy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/30iplc/tifu_by_eating_gummy_bears_on_a_plane/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypertonic 1,961 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Sugar free candy is automatically disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenFrostine 1,789 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper. BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me. Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors. But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible. AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS. I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005. I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands. Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying. Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump. If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crescent 8,578 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I've read about sugar free gummy bears, so I'd rather not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlCrush:Joy 1,207 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Sugar free candy is automatically disappointing. The taste wasn't contested though (in any of the reviews), it's the aftermath of eating them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimHeeSung 6,134 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 OH MY GOD LMAO I bought one order for the Westboro Baptist Church as a donation because we all know how much God hates irregularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Oppama 5,738 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 The reviews are so helpful. It is so difficult to be sure you are buying something over the internet that is exactley what you are searching for.. I am sending a bag of these to every member of Congress to show my deepest gratitude. bless u op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearclaw 3,543 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 http://www.amazon.com/Fiber-One-Chewy-Chocolate-5-Count/product-reviews/B0013Z1R1W fiber one bars too; "They taste great, and who doesn't like ripping a bunch of farts??? Eat before dinner with the in laws or other fun situations" "All I can say is clear your calendar; cancel your hair appointment down at Sissy's Sassy Scissors Salon, throw away any Piggly Wiggly coupons you're not going to use in the next month, hunker down in the bathroom, and pray that the gas doesn't get you a meeting with the sweet Lord above any sooner than you had planned." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn Girl 2,292 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I can't stop grinning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlCrush:Joy 1,207 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 bless u op Doing santa's work, spreading the Joy (no pun intended). But unlike the lazy turd I'm not seasonal. http://www.amazon.com/Fiber-One-Chewy-Chocolate-5-Count/product-reviews/B0013Z1R1W fiber one bars too; "They taste great, and who doesn't like ripping a bunch of farts??? Eat before dinner with the in laws or other fun situations" "All I can say is clear your calendar; cancel your hair appointment down at Sissy's Sassy Scissors Salon, throw away any Piggly Wiggly coupons you're not going to use in the next month, hunker down in the bathroom, and pray that the gas doesn't get you a meeting with the sweet Lord above any sooner than you had planned." Added! Thanks:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____shawnee 4,118 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 The FiberOne bars are so legit... Ate them freshman year of high school with no problem but tried to go back to them senior year... and i considered going to the hospital. It was nonstop. Absolutely ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nancy mcflurry 2,385 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible. LMFAOOOOOOOO I'M CACKLING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaity 5,777 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 lol I remember these reviews, still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dasom's Nose 1,100 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 lmao thank you i need this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaehyun 1,909 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Works every fucking time tbh http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA oh there's more, compliments of @Bearclaw http://www.amazon.com/Fiber-One-Chewy-Chocolate-5-Count/product-reviews/B0013Z1R1W LOL btw is sign is perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virus.exe 1,014 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Reminds me of this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/30iplc/tifu_by_eating_gummy_bears_on_a_plane/ ^More fun stuff to read. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bunny 4,115 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 reading all the reviews i want to try it out of curiosity but i dont want to take the risk either since i had a good date witht he washroom few days ago XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlCrush:Joy 1,207 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Reminds me of this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/30iplc/tifu_by_eating_gummy_bears_on_a_plane/ ^More fun stuff to read. xD Added! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlCrush:Joy 1,207 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 LOL btw is sign is perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kpopiscool_101 3,003 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Sugar free candy is automatically disappointing. ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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