HugeBoi Minos Wife 40,568 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Highlights: Nicki:"You must have forgot, I'm Nicki Minaj, bitch, I'll come on stage and snatch the award out ya hands, then look at you sideways like you stupid!" Taylor: -"Ummm... I don't think you have to be an angry black bi...I mean, angry woman" -"You know what ms knowles, you don't fucking knowles shiiitt"... Miley:"Bald Eagle Simone... You're about as American as a Chinese food to-go." Raven:"I'm from Louisiana, I'm not black. y'all can have that shit" Beyonce: -"Ummmm..I ain't got time bitch I'm on my way to get an award!!" -"I have to schedule meetings just to count my money and i'm too busy gettin it, so fuck your net worth as long as you know that i have money on all eight continents. Oops bitch i done said too much, i´ll buy your life on a discount hoe." Highlights: Ciara: -"you need to redo ur whole life" -"There was nothing wrong with your part till you performed it !!!!" -"It's called standing out, you can't even stand the fuck in,aint my fault these non-cardio bitches cant keep up with the queen!!" -"you had me ready to do some aerobics or something. that is not an opening act, that is an opening audition" Tinashe:"I damn near needed a detective to find you, you were anywhere but on the beat" Janet: -"USHER BROWN JR...TINA SHEA BUTTER... SIERRA MIST" -"Look at me dance! My Dancing is pristine. It is SHARP, ok? I slip and i slide, and i dip and i DIVE! ain't no TIME, for this 2 steppin. And when i come back, ooh WURK, Bitch! Look at my hair! and when i come back on this tour, you WILL take notice!" Shit is sooooo funny, I´m cryiiiiing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImNumber9_9999 1,812 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummybear_dragon 1,695 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 The begging of the second video though back when pop songs had amazing choreographies bing back the DANCING please and I don't mean that kiddie Ariana Grande recyling Mariah Carey dance moves or some Fifth Harmony choreography fail, I mean some kick-ass sweating, practically an exercise routine choreography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeBoi Minos Wife 40,568 Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 The punchline are so extra, I´m in tears!!! Nicki Minaj: I represent my black bitches... no disrespect to yall White bitches cause yall buy my shit too"... He did a great job!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allsmiles 2,683 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 lol: beyonce in the parody just dipped in and out of the crap...she's like i dont have time for these girl fights... im off to count money LMAOOOO at "bald eagle simone"... it took me a sec to realize the pun there lol... raven can be so annoying at times these recent days the second video....LOLLLL at janet jackson calling jason derulo "usher brown jr." hahaha.!!!! jason does remind me of a knock off version of usher and chris brown mixed together in a blender.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth 3,892 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 lmfaooo i love these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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