HugeBoi Minos Wife 40,568 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 On the September 4 broadcast of JTBC's 'Witch Hunt,' Simon D unabashedly shared stories of his love life. The rapper wasn't afraid to share the story of his first sexual experience, which came up after the introduction of the story of one man whose expeditions under the sheets were foiled by premature ejaculation. Simon D, gave his bit of advice to the man, asserting, "I think it's all psychological. My first time was with a girl six years older. At first, I was really worried, but it got gradually better." The rapper also admitted that when he loves woman, he loves all aspects of his life...yes, even her farts and excrement. He said, "It's weird. I think even these things my girlfriend do is cute. I haven't farted before in front of her. But one day my girlfriend suddenly rushed into the bathroom. Even though she turned on the water, I heard everything. It wasn't dirty. One time I opened the toilet lid to look at her waste and noticed that she hadn't flushed. It smelled but I didn't dislike it. I think it's because I loved her." When MC Sung Si Kyung complimented the rapper, "Simon D, you look very large. Your shoulders are wide and even your features are big." Simon D returned jokingly, "But that 'thing' is cute just the right amount," making the studio burst out in laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToujoursSistar 7,681 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Loooool he's so honest !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeBoi Minos Wife 40,568 Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 That talk about excrement tho... Looooord!!!! Shit was too REAL!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h0neanias 13,516 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 There's defo such a thing as TMI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93605 1,232 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 he needs to sue his hairdresser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eppo 7,020 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 One time I opened the toilet lid to look at her waste and noticed that she hadn't flushed. It smelled but I didn't dislike it. I think it's because I loved her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOLY 33,373 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Oh... lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_miri 5,874 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Well, that's quite........peculiar lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravity 3,642 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Lol damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tee 9,628 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 That talk about excrement tho... Looooord!!!! Shit was too REAL!!! LOL seriously. I'm over here like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyan 365 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 That bit about excrement is just TMI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesclues 5,048 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I regret being able to read at this point in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
never ever 273 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapmon's Ahjussi Husband 2,299 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 He's full of it, poop is poop and it's not to be loved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHORE 3,113 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 But one day my girlfriend suddenly rushed into the bathroom. Even though she turned on the water, I heard everything. It wasn't dirty. One time I opened the toilet lid to look at her waste and noticed that she hadn't flushed. It smelled but I didn't dislike it. I think it's because I loved her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadiaj0y 261 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Soooooo refreshing to hear someone to say something like this on Korean broadcast! someone MUST sub this ASAP! But that poop part is ..like dude tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azero 877 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 He shouldn't have said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danae 634 Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 When MC Sung Si Kyung complimented the rapper, "Simon D, you look very large. Your shoulders are wide and even your features are big." Simon D returned jokingly, "But that 'thing' is cute just the right amount," making the studio burst out in laughter. Bruh LOL. He is just messy as hell on shows like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 When will Blacknut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
campfire 5,083 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 But one day my girlfriend suddenly rushed into the bathroom. Even though she turned on the water, I heard everything. It wasn't dirty. One time I opened the toilet lid to look at her waste and noticed that she hadn't flushed. It smelled but I didn't dislike it. I think it's because I loved her. That's so romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadiaj0y 261 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Is someone going to sub this or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feat. you 1,103 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 guys should take notes, be more like simon d and maybe youll have an epic romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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