Official Pickup Lines Thread

[Nev Schulman]

That was so cheesy... lol

[Ryan]

If I'm Jaejoong are you my Yunho (/insert other otp's)

This is beyond cheesy. Words cannot even describe this line.

[Ruby Faith]

Can I take your picture to show my friends what angels look like?

[v-o-lume-up]

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you because you're the shit

LOLOLOLOL 

[myriae]

I absolutely love pickup lines, but if someone used them on me, I'd probably laugh...

[JessicaRabbit]

Things my guyfriends have said:

 

I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all night long.

Is yo body from Africa? Cuz I African love yo ass!

You have any black in you?... Do you want some?

You wanna be my girlfrie? I left the D out cause you gon' get that later.

You like pizza? Let's fuck (Not even sure how that's a pickup line...)

Was your daddy involved in 9/11? Cause you the BOMB!

 

 

  then of course those extra cheesy "alphabet, tennessee" others were said. Don't worry, they're all single. 

[GANGNAM OVERLORD]

I don't know if this has been said.

 

But:

Are you from Samoa? Because I want samoa dat ass

[Prosperity]

 

 

Not too shabby.

 

I would never be able to pull off a pick up line... let alone approaching a girl... but I'm getting there lols