Official Pickup Lines Thread

[Voldemin]

Never been in a relationship?

Single?

Desperate?

Shy?

Or just clueless what you shall say to your crush to make him or her fall for you?

..

 

Don't worry this thread might be your salvation

Here we share all cheesy - serious pickup lines Be they from K-Dramas, some sites or own creations

 

 

Hey baby, I hope you own a pram, 'cause I'm gonna fill it

If I'm Jaejoong are you my Yunho (/insert other otp's)

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I don't know the name of your first but I'm gonna be your last.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Let me tie your shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love stars with YOU and ME!! ..

I've lost my teddy bear, do you mind if I sleep with you instead tonight?

 

 

 

Continue the list...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZO86Obt1z4

Edited September 2, 2013 by Voldemin

[Chungie]

*pukes* too cheesy.

[Voldemin]

*pukes* too cheesy.

But Baby they worked on you

Don't be angry because I left you for someone better

Edited September 2, 2013 by Voldemin

[Nihilus]

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you because you're the shit

[LovinglyMint]

*pukes* too cheesy.

they are quite cute..

[Chungie]

But Baby they worked on you

Don't be angry because I left you for someone better

You are drunk kid, log out now.

[donutty]

i'd guess i'd be flattered if i heard those lines

 

[creampuff]

 

 

 

But those were some funny shit nontheless

Edited September 2, 2013 by creampuff

[Voldemin]

You are drunk kid, log out now.

People become honest when they are drunk

Now you know that I truly loved you

Oh don't leave me

[Chungie]

People become honest when they are drunk

Now you know that I truly loved you

Oh don't leave me

Dafuq, go back to rika.

[Voldemin]

Dafuq, go back to rika.

I just used her to make you jealous

But now I realized that I was a fool

(Deep voice)

You are truly the only one and best for me

[Ada]

But Baby they worked on you

Don't be angry because I left you for someone better

BURN!!!!!........   

[Chungie]

I just used her to make you jealous

But now I realized that I was a fool

(Deep voice)

You are truly the only one and best for me

wtf. Plus you are married to rika. So gtfo. And I ain't gay either.

[Voldemin]

wtf. Plus you are married to rika. So gtfo. And I ain't gay either.

I never was I just did some crappy fanservice to satisfy you shippers

The one I truly want is you

OMG take me on Shinagawa

[Ada]

Your eyes are as blue as my toiler water at home...

 

If kisses were snowflakes, I send you a blizzard     

[Voldemin]

BURN!!!!!........   

You will get your fair share later

 

[Ada]

You will get your fair share later

 

Ok   

[Dragonseu]

did you just fart?  because you blew me away

 

 

this is the only one i know and use 

[Chungie]

I never was I just did some crappy fanservice to satisfy you shippers

The one I truly want is you

OMG take me on Shinagawa

Whatever. Just stfu.

[Voldemin]

Whatever. Just stfu.

Kiss my lips

Then I will be quiet

[Chungie]

Kiss my lips

Then I will be quiet

ewww

[Voldemin]

ewww

Stop being homophobic

[Chungie]

Stop being homophobic

Srsly. You are on ignore now.

[Voldemin]

Srsly. You are on ignore now.

Oh no baby I'm heartbroken

 

[exoticinspirit]

BTOB's are the cheesiest and worst I have ever heard. I would personally slap someone if they were said to me, but amusing nonetheless.

 

 

Oh and it's these not this in the poll question.  

Edited September 2, 2013 by Nanoflowers