Hannibal 3,183 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 We’ve all been there.One too many drinks makes you suddenly think that honesty is the best policy,and before you know it you’ve sent a brutally honest text to someone close. Often a best mate, sometimes an ex-girlfriend, and nearly always something thatyou’ll regret when that hangover hits you like a freight train in the morning. But one man’s drunken audacity paid off after he sent a daring text to a lecturer,in which he cheekily asked for an extension to an assignment and apologised forhim being follicly challenged. ‘Just letting u kno that u r a motherf****n g and I’m sorry that u r bald. Lol’, he wrote.‘If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin’. Amazingly, his methods worked and the lecturer was only too happy to provide an extension. ‘Patrick, sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11.59PM.’ Winner. ________________________________________________________ So, have you done anything as audacious as that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikaEGO 8,626 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 ‘If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deea 6,754 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 omg lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToujoursSistar 7,681 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Looooooooool ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jvng 3,864 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpie 1,663 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OppawithaVengeance 3,454 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 "I don't get paid enough to get hair implants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananabrows 2,169 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 LMAOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Like Troy 3,333 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Well, I didn't do anything like that, but my boyfriend e-mailed his boss after a drunk night and he ended up getting fired. He literally told her that he was drunk and he can't come in to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuchuDaisY 52 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 AMAZING HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer_Equinox 361 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 best lecturer ever@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSJ89 4,261 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoshLuxe 689 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay 11,273 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 much lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted 1,236 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 LIKE A BOSS I liked this lecturer!! He's awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paarseley 569 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The lecturer has a great sense of humor. The student pulled that one on the right person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImNumber9_9999 1,812 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 IM DYING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pessego 2,194 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeZee 1,603 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Great lecturer. I would've done the same thing. No need to blow something like that up, it was pretty funny. Glad the dude can laugh it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfyeol 14,275 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 screenshotting for posterity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyujin 1,545 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 So messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowhere Boy 2,431 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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