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Jennifer Lopez's 46th Birthday Bash Cake


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Would You Eat It? (UPDATE)

 

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If you’ve ever wanted to see a lion cake make a “¿por qué yo†face, throw a JLo cake on top of it. That lion cake hates its cake life and can’t wait for someone to put it out of its misery by eating it.

What do you think?

 

At the 45th birthday party that JLo threw for herself at a restaurant in Southampton, NY last night, some of her guests said to themselves, â€œOh God, I hope the ass part isn’t filled with chocolate fudge,†when the awkward and hilarious cake of JLo the Leo sprawled out on a lion came out. The crown jewel of the Cake Wrecks crown has been found! I know that’s supposed to be JLo, but it looks more like a Filipino boy in drag as a young Imelda Marcos. What I’m saying is that Casper Smart really wants to fuck that cake.

What do you think?

 

The best part of this messy cake is that it looks like JLo’s thighs and ass are three times the size of her torso and head. That cake might be telling the future, because if JLo’s ass keeps growing, it’ll eat her torso and head and she’ll be nothing but a gigantic butt with legs.

 

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That cake definitely tests my love for cake. But yeah, I’d eat it. I’d eat JLo’s cakes. But then again, if you covered a CROC in frosting, I’d probably eat that too.

What do you think?

 

IMPORTANT CAKE UPDATE: The pictures that Fat Joe Instagramm’d were taken after the cake, which was created by cake artiste SamiCakes Boutique, had been sitting out for a while and melted. Here’s a picture of JLo’s cake in all its glory:

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It's still ridiculous. 

 

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 "but it looks more like a Filipino boy in drag as a young Imelda Marcos"

 

OMG  :hurr: it's a bit racist but i'll laugh at this one cuz my momma's pinoy, so i can  :happy: but still not cool  :wth: 

 

overall cake's a mess  :omgwtf: 

 

I laughed before I could stop myself too.

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