QueenFrostine 1,789 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 http://www.refinery29.com/ariana-grande-ponytail-pictures#slide There is no way that ponytail is just a bunch of shiny, bouncy hair — there is clearly something more going on here. It's our duty to expose the truth, so we've collected all the theories that are currently circling the Internet. Put on your tinfoil hat (over your own ponytail, if you must) and explore the Top Ariana Grande Ponytail Conspiracy Theories. Then clear your cache, because you never know who might be watching. 1. Ariana Grande's ponytail reproduces by vegetative propagation, sporogenesis, and binary fission. All these processes need to happen at the same time, which is why it is so rarely found in the wild. 2. Ariana Grande's ponytail is the first octopus to live on land and breathe oxygen. 3. Ariana Grande keeps snacks in the curls of her ponytail in order to feed squirrels and compel them to do her bidding. 4. Ariana Grande's ponytail is the secret headquarters of the Illuminati, code-named "Cheeky." 5. Ariana Grande's ponytail is commissioning an exploratory report on a potential presidential candidacy. And one on her left boob. 6. Ariana Grande's ponytail sometimes changes color due to its emotions, such as extreme embarrassment. 7. Ariana Grande's ponytail is a self-regulating umbrella mechanism that springs to attention whenever a raindrop falls. 8. Ariana Grande's ponytail will be scaled by a miniature Nicolas Cage in the next National Treasure movie. 9. Ariana Grande's ponytail is from an alternate universe inhabited by sentient ponytails with mini Ariana Grandes riding them. Her ponytail somehow migrated here through a rift in the space-time continuum and hopes to use her earpiece to communicate with its people. 10. The nuclear launch codes are located beneath Ariana Grande's ponytail. 11. Ariana Grande's ponytail only exists to cover up the eye of Sauron, which lives on the back of her head. 12. Ariana Grande's ponytail contains all the code needed to expose 4chan. 13. Ariana Grande's ponytail is a self-regulating umbrella mechanism that springs to attention whenever a raindrop falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnude 1,928 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 4. Ariana Grande's ponytail is the secret headquarters of the Illuminati, code-named "Cheeky." I believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvng 3,864 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 bye!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yay 482 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 that close up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpopluveer 1,749 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 LOL! Gimme those 4Chan codes, Ari.... That place needs to be stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Juan and only 5,432 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I peed my pants a little lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unafraid 187 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I like number nine, someone put some real thought into thinking that one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joji. 5,062 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 LOL I read one a few days ago that claimed that Ariana Grande isn't one person but is actually several robots who use their ponytails to connect to a central power source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAYAKA 9,964 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 4. Ariana Grande's ponytail is the secret headquarters of the Illuminati, code-named "Cheeky." fuck they found out the truth :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyhigh 605 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I peed my pants a little lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiyoKo 16 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 bye!!!! omg. stahpppp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummybear_dragon 1,695 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 6. Ariana Grande's ponytail sometimes changes color due to its emotions, such as extreme embarrassment. That's genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhatter 182 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennnnnnn 807 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Ariana's ponytail is where she hides all of her enunciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyujin 1,545 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Close up shots are terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peonie 1,248 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 That scared me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springfragrance 192 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Ariana's ponytail is where she hides all of her enunciation. LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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