your vag was the first one I ever destroyed, and will always be the most memorable

[wheresdabeef]

What day is mother's day in your country?

What will you get her on this special day?

Will it be expressed electronically?

Will it be jewelry?

Will it be fragrances?

Or hugs and kisses?

 

 

<3 

 

 

will it be caek?

 

[Universe]

That was last week

[xingsass]

nice title bro

[aoe]

i want him to destroy my vag

[Jcey]

I will give her Unconditional Love.

[Channie Tatum]

but OP... you're adopted

[PLAY GIRL]

I once made my mom an oreo/marie biscuits with white chocolate glaze cake for my mom but she don't like it. fine. I gave the rest of the cake to my friends and they ate it like crazy bcs they said it's very sweet and delicious.

next year, i bought her expensive ice cream by saving my allowances. she forgot to eat it. so, I ate it.

then, I bought her chocolate, she refused it. okay.

 

i'm not giving her anymore.

[cherryboyjaejae]

what the...didn't expect this from the title though XD

 

anyways idt we celebrate mother's day here.its not part of our culture.

[wheresdabeef]

I once made my mom an oreo/marie biscuits with white chocolate glaze cake for my mom but she don't like it. fine. I gave the rest of the cake to my friends and they ate it like crazy bcs they said it's very sweet and delicious.

next year, i bought her expensive ice cream by saving my allowances. she forgot to eat it. so, I ate it.

then, I bought her chocolate, she refused it. okay.

 

i'm not giving her anymore.

 

My mum, sadly, is not nor has ever been a dessert lady too. So, it gives me no reason to bake “treats,†and due to my own mum’s lack of a sweet tooth, I’m uninspired to bake treats for anyone else either. I envy people who can bake desserts. it has rubbed off on me as well - I have friends who honestly thought I am lactose intolerant because I don't eat much chocolate. I can appreciate sweet things tho

 

What's oreo/marie biscuits cake? 

k Google shows me it looks good, very good, I feel like I'm missing a lot in life. 

 

That was last week 

 

I don't know bout your country but it's this Sunday here. 

 

 

but OP... you're adopted

 

no u 

[PLAY GIRL]

 

My mum, sadly, is not nor has ever been a dessert lady too. So, it gives me no reason to bake “treats,†and due to my own mum’s lack of a sweet tooth, I’m uninspired to bake treats for anyone else either. I envy people who can bake desserts. it has rubbed off on me as well - I have friends who honestly thought I am lactose intolerant because I don't eat much chocolate. I can appreciate sweet things tho

 

What's oreo/marie biscuits cake?

k Google shows me it looks good, very good, I feel like I'm missing a lot in life.

 

 

my mom only appreciate chinese foods. i think that is the best way to treat her on her bday/mother's day, bcs she often bring my family there.

 

marie biscuits cake is easy to make.

just mash the biscuits until it breaks into powders, then add a few rum and lots of sweet condensed milk. mix them and freeze.

 

oreo balls is great tho

 

put oreos into a blender with rum, then make it into balls. so simple and easy

[Suga's GF]

ima give her this dick

[Dandelion Wine]

I cant handle that title OP

 

I'm taking my mom to see the Avengers movie. She is so happy and excited about it lol