Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Listen.. I've realized now-a-days I've lost taste for carbonated drinks such as sprite, coke, ginger ale, fanta etc.. I'm tired of belching like a man and gathering air bubbles in my stomach so I've started using juice.. fruit punch, orange, passion fruit. I love juice.. who doesnt?! so I brought home ONE box juice of fruit punch yesterday.. a small one to have with breakfast.. I get up just now.. my ass happy cause this shit gonna wash my sardine down good! Look in the fridge and my mother fucking juice is gone..im confused cause I woke up early (my fruit punch juice on my mind) to take it from the freezer to place it in the fridge top shelf(you know that good half frozen half liquid freshing taste..) My juice doesn't have legs so I know it can't crip walk to another shelf! So I'm shouting "Where's my fruit punch?! Where's my fruit punch!" my brother says "Oh mummy took gave it to Steve (her man)." Me:.. -continues searching cause ik he has to be joking- so I'm mad as hell cause this bitch is always up and through this house yelling and cussing about "I can't keep shit in this house! A pack of roaches all of you!" I don't touch this bitches stuff cause last time she loaned me a pair of earrings her lying ass went around saying I took them up without her permission and bad talking my name with her pack of patched head cunts she calls friends so my brother comes to me taunting me and goes "I think I just heard Steve release a big burp that juice killed some air!" And my aunt, his girlfriend and him laughed I won't lie I chuckled too but this nasty bitch of a mother walkss in puts the cup on the counter with a bit of the juice left even tho I know her ass heard me talking about my juice licks her teeth and walks back out..alright bitch.. I see a coke in the fridge and ik it's hers! Why she didn't give her nasty short ass googled eyed leech ass man her drink but mine idk (but I'm guessing cause she wanted to drink it!) so I poured that shit in the sink and I'm waiting for her bitch ass to start! Don't touch my fucking juice bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baetics 888 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I would've done the same thing tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoe 300 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 wow bitch, wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludark 972 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 All that over some juice............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senbonzakura 390 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Listen.. I've realized now-a-days I've lost taste for carbonated drinks such as sprite, coke, ginger ale, fanta etc.. I'm tired of belching like a man and gathering air bubbles in my stomach so I've started using juice.. fruit punch, orange, passion fruit. I love juice.. who doesnt?!so I brought home ONE box juice of fruit punch yesterday.. a small one to have with breakfast.. I get up just now.. my ass happy cause this shit gonna wash my sardine down good! Look in the fridge and my mother fucking juice is gone..im confused cause I woke up early (my fruit punch juice on my mind) to take it from the freezer to place it in the fridge top shelf(you know that good half frozen half liquid freshing taste..) My juice doesn't have legs so I know it can't crip walk to another shelf! So I'm shouting "Where's my fruit punch?! Where's my fruit punch!" my brother says "Oh mummy took gave it to Steve (her man)." Me:.. -continues searching cause ik he has to be joking- so I'm mad as hell cause this bitch is always up and through this house yelling and cussing about "I can't keep shit in this house! A pack of roaches all of you!" I don't touch this bitches stuff cause last time she loaned me a pair of earrings her lying ass went around saying I took them up without her permission and bad talking my name with her pack of patched head cunts she calls friends so my brother comes to me taunting me and goes "I think I just heard Steve release a big burp that juice killed some air!" And my aunt, his girlfriend and him laughed I won't lie I chuckled too but this nasty bitch of a mother walkss in puts the cup on the counter with a bit of the juice left even tho I know her ass heard me talking about my juice licks her teeth and walks back out..alright bitch.. I see a coke in the fridge and ik it's hers! Why she didn't give her nasty short ass googled eyed leech ass man her drink but mine idk (but I'm guessing cause she wanted to drink it!) so I poured that shit in the sink and I'm waiting for her bitch ass to start! Don't touch my fucking juice bitch! I can't even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARA. 1,708 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudblood 306 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 you should create an official OH thread for all your stories lol XD i would follow it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HANBIN 3,918 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Never would've imagined a gif that could fit perfectly with this story, but you've proved me wrong. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 16, 2015 Author Share Posted April 16, 2015 wow bitch, wow... All that over some juice............ Never would've imagined a gif that could fit perfectly with this story, but you've proved me wrong. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seolri 915 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Tbh my siblings do the same thing with my juice and smoothies too. I know how you feel. Put your juice at the very back tbh and put other things infront of it so it's not visible. I do this all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Hanks 326 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 How could he have drank it if it was frozen tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosetty 1,342 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 My siblings always eat the stuff i buy and my mother says you cant say no to them like its only food. My life is tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToujoursSistar 7,681 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 My siblings and mother do the same all the time and we're like 6 at home . I know how you feel ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayPressed 205 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I know how you feel. Here we need HIDE food for. Like really, and if dont wanna hide you need tell everyone that juice is yours and if anyone try drink, they will get a fuck kick in the face. Thats how works here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 16, 2015 Author Share Posted April 16, 2015 How could he have drank it if it was frozen tho? "I woke up up early took it from the freezer and put it in the fridge" aka I let it liquidity down I the fridge. While I went back to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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