My girlfriend is unsatisfied with whatever I'm doing

[Jaewon]

My girlfriend has a lazy eye and always stares at other guys when we go shopping or something and just hates whatever I do.
I mean she has a lazy eye and it always looks like she is cheating on me by staring at other guys and yes I know it's not her fault

I tried walking on her right side since there is her lazy eye to make it look like she is staring at my pants which gives me a boner but then she kicks me, since I don't look at her while having a boner. Well I walk a straight line, so I need to look in the right direction and if I look at her the whole time I might walk against a wall or something but somehow she doesn't understand that and thinks I'm cheating on her by getting a boner by looking at other girls. But actually I tried to explain and she still thinks I'm lying to her, so I decided to walk at the left side when I'm with her but then she scolds me for making her using her left hand to hold my arm, well she is a right-hander and prefers to use her right hand to hold me and when I walk at her right side I get a boner which she doesn't like either.

 

I mean come on. I find you attractive even though you have this disgusting eye. Be thankful. When we do it I don't even turn off the light, the first time we were about to do it I was thinking of turning it off since she always made me soft but then I still embraced her in full light staring into her weird looking eye. (while taking viagra to fake sexual attraction to her). After that I even watched countless of disgusting porn for her, so that I got used to her eye and disgusting things and now I don't have to use so much viagra anymore and you guys might know that an overdose of viagra is not that good and she's really a beast, we are doing it like nearly everyday and I'm in a relationship with her since 1 year.. so you guys might imagine how much money I already paid for viagra and how much of my health I sacrificed. Actually I think I got addicted to viagra because of her but I can't cut it down anymore. Actually another kinda selfish reason why I walk on her right side is to training myself. I want to get hard without it, without viagra..

Alright furthermore when I walk ahead of her she doesn't want to follow me. and when I walk behind her she treats me like a dog. so whatever direction I take, she is always unsatisfied, it doesn't help that she's an One Direction fan.

Might my happiness resemble glass, even though I normally don't notice it. It's still there. I mean I just have to change my point of view a little and then it will reflect the light. Do you guys think I should just try to deal with this by adjusting even more or is she not worth it ?

So how should I deal with this situation guys ?

 

 

[Miyeon]

[aaaaaa]

Your ZE:A promo is unique

[ImNana]

Not bad

[Qri]

 

PRAYING 4 U

[Pink Lipstick]

whattttt 

[Sad Party Queen]

[~Shining Diamond~]

You're crazy, bruh.

[woohyuks]

nice ze:a promo

[sofi]

Your ZE:A promo is unique

[Teru]

my lazy eye is trying to be offended but it cba

[sillysone]

[Slowpoke X]

you sound like that user Voldemin, with writing fanfics as forum posts and all

[Bitchcraft]

 

I mean come on. I find you attractive even though you have this disgusting eye. Be thankful. When we do it I don't even turn off the light, the first time we were about to do it I was thinking of turning it off since she always made me soft but then I still embraced her in full light staring into her weird looking eye. (while taking viagra to fake sexual attraction to her).

 

Best part tbh, this is glorious LMAO

[Riri]

you should write fanfictions bruh 

[˹AS˼]

This is why ZE:A still nugu. From CRAZY people like you!

[Camila Cabello]

[Selkie]

I hope you stay around as long as possible, OP.

[Deea]

[Miss.Miss]

I read the first paragraph and remembered I liked ZE:A's song so I skipped everything and listened to the song instead.

So anyway is your girlfriend a ghost? If so it doesn't matter where she looks since no one can see her anyway and you should be a bit more grateful since you're at least able to see your invisible girlfriend despite the eye issues. Also maybe buy her a cute eye patch for her birthday?

[Hoplz]

That made me laugh

[kimchi-nyoen]

you should write fanfictions bruh 

[seaweed]

Thanks, I enjoyed this bedtime story.

[tousle]

arrogant prince is that you

[blinglocket]

 

gonna be a rebel and not watch the mv