Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 PIZZA! (amongst other..inedible..things ) I made pizza today so all you fellas and girls (beachangel. ;)) on OH who weren't into my rice and pie last week I got you boo! I got you! "Honey let's order some pizza?" What's that? You want me to make pizza? No problem! -takes that 15 bucks stuffs it in my bra and saves it to buy me a new pair of fuck me boots for chen- Don't judge me! I only had some hot dogs, mincemeat, sauce, cheese and corn to work wwith but it turned out good tastes good so..whos trying to pull a beyonce single ladies and woah oh oh put a ring on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaa 224 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 It looks.......interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearclaw 3,543 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 did you make the crust tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimHeeSung 6,134 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 is that dried vomit? it looks good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrifeRaider 4,103 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 that looks like its been molding for a week or so lol Interesting combo though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 No that's not your vagina boo. is that dried vomit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 that looks like its been molding for a week or so lol Interesting combo though Girl stop this is my 2nd cooking class no need to be rude about the meal chen shall receive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 That looks like it bypasses the heart and goes straight the digestive system quick time lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 It looks.......interesting So...June wedding or May wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepyPanda 5,157 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm sure it tastes fine but... ...It does look a lil' bit gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 That looks like it bypasses the heart and goes straight the digestive system quick time lol So you're definitely trying to marry me then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm sure it tastes fine but... ...It does look a lil' bit gross. I'm gonna blame it on lighting and crappy camera. Cause it looks good asf infront of me irl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaa 224 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 So...June wedding or May wedding? Do you look like Wendy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souloist 3,634 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 why are y'all hating on Thot's pizza smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 No because at least my vagina is edible. ? Since when are shedding wood chippings edible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universe 3,334 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Somebody puked on your pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jongupaf 5,916 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 What do you put in your pizza tho? Coming from an italian, pizza should only be margherita tbqh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Do you look like Wendy? I look even better im a Wendy covered in your jizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 So you're definitely trying to marry me then? Only if you like a lot of extra sausage in your pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Somebody puked on your pizza Oh yeah I see it now lemme just -swats your moldy vaj off my pizza- yep got it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaa 224 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I look even better im a Wendy covered in your jizz Do girls even jizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Only if you like a lot of extra sausage in your pizza So that's a -puts tick beside small penis on my list- it's okay we can work around your Vienna sausage how big is your bank account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thotcahontas 5,149 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Do girls even jizz It depends on how much times she ggot the box beat and if she has any moisture left..if you're pussy's status is on #saharadesert we can't be together our funds would be spent in too much lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riri 4,384 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 What do you put in your pizza tho? Coming from an italian, pizza should only be margherita tbqh. PREACH YOU SIS But yo, if that tastes good then add some enemies blood- ketchup on it and it'll look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houkai 147 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'd eat the hell out of your pizza pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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