Gloupipoo 1,619 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 http://www.betcheslovethis.com/slideshow/18-things-that-happen-when-youre-white-betch-wasted White Girl Wasted: To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 and 27. Thanks Urban Dictionary, but I think it’s time we take a more behind the scenes, in depth look into what it truly means to be “white betch wasted.†This term has become a staple in young adults' vocabulary, and I’ve even recently heard it come out of the mouths of gentlemen and parents...While people like to throw the term around, it’s important to know what you’re really proclaiming. If you’re going to use the term, here is a glimpse of what your night should entail: 1. Pre-gaming the bar enough to think it’s a good idea to flirt with the doorman in an attempt to not pay cover. 2. Managing to drop your phone in the toilet when you weren’t even the one that went to pee 3. Singing every word to every Taylor Swift song at the bar after ranting how much you hate her 4. Take your shoes off at a very inappropriate time / location and SWEAR you’re not that drunk 5. Trying to reconcile / have a heart to heart with someone you would NEVER soberly talk to anymore 6. Think you’re whispering how ugly this girl's dress is but actually yelling, when she’s right next to you... 7. Attempt to walk a straight line to prove to onlookers you’re really not that drunk. 8. Eating absolutely anything and everything that has carbs and cheese when you get home. 9. Making very aggressive plans to do productive things the next morning like the gym or library. 10. Complimenting a girls outfit in the bathroom you were literally making fun of with your friends five minutes ago 11. Sending kissy face snapchats with your friends to people you barely or rarely speak to 12. Taking the case off your phone because you’re convinced that’s why you can’t text well 13. Taking another shot after just admitting to your friends how you’re much drunker than you thought and should probably slow down. 14. Panicking you lost your coat check ticket before realizing you never even checked a coat. 15. Leaving your tab open...and having to go back to the bar the next day to close and having the bartender shake their head in shame/dismay at you. 16. Serenading your friends anytime Whitney Houston comes on. 17. Thinking the bouncers want to chat you up once you’re slurring your words and unable to form sentences 18. Not realizing how drunk you are until you’re alone with your thoughts in the bathroom stall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny_ 1,308 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 All I was thinking about while reading this was how much I want tequila right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupipoo 1,619 Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 All I was thinking about while reading this was how much I want tequila right now I feel you, I just wanna binge drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LØKI 127 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Woo I totally get White gurl wasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapmon's Ahjussi Husband 2,299 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaweed 866 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Too many of these have happened to me :'( ...I really wanna drink now :''''''( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joon 8,222 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Most of these dont apply to me because I don't drink at bars...And rarely get drunk. Before I was 21 though I was at a house party 3 days a week...fun times, but I wouldn't want to revisit them, hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 All I was thinking about while reading this was how much I want tequila right now me too and I just drank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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