Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I remember back when I was 8 years old, I was waiting in line for the checkout and saw a rather interesting looking book.. It was actually a lewd cartoon book that was filled with sexual innuendo, and it was inside a nearby basket that was filled with items that had reduced prices.. The book cover had caught my eye and so I got curious, wondering what were the contents of this book.. So I decided to pick it up and flick through the pages-- I was curious you know, just wanted to see what was up with this damn book. Then to my shock, I hear this loud, booming voice from behind me and it was this random ass woman who came out of nowhere and scolded me: "Excuse me young lady, don't you think you're a little too young to be reading books like that?"... First I thought.. "who is this old ass bitch, coming out here acting like my mother?" then I realised that the entire line had fallen silent and they were all looking at me,probably thinking "that is one perverted, sick child." .. My 8 year old ass accepted defeat and put the book back whilst wallowing in the shame, as the judgemental eyes of the public followed me to the basket from which the book came forth.. What about you guys? EDIT: Typos and shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachAngel 4,332 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 FUCK look at my post we are on the same wave link go the hell away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blablabla 2,749 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 When I was 3 I played "pregnant" by stuffing a pillow under my shirt. I then proceeded to fall asleep, my mum of course took a photo and brings it out at every possible occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 FUCK look at my post we are on the same wave link go the hell away I am so confused.. What are you on about? Wave link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachAngel 4,332 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I am so confused.. What are you on about? Wave link? Mind set lol... HAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Mind set lol... HAHAHAH Ohhh.. Same wavelength (?) lol.. I got so confused, and thought you were talking about the WLAN wavelink.. I was like, "we cannot be sharing the same WLAN if I'm in the UK" HAHAH XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachAngel 4,332 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Ohhh.. Same wavelength (?) lol.. I got so confused, and thought you were talking about the WLAN wavelink.. I was like, "we cannot be sharing the same WLAN if I'm in the UK" HAHAH XD OMG hahahahahahahahah OMG my English is failing so bad GET ME OUT OF KOREA NOWWWW. Im so embarrassed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 OMG hahahahahahahahah OMG my English is failing so bad GET ME OUT OF KOREA NOWWWW. Im so embarrassed Haha, it's nothing to be embarrassed about! It's so okay. At least it is not as bad as my English fail a while back.. I didn't really know that the term " a dog in heat" meant "horny", I assumed it meant it was unbearably hot and therefore made you agitated and aggressive like a dog. One day in the car my dad asks me "do you want the AC turned on?" ME: "Yes please, it is absolutely blazing in here, it is far too hot.. I seriously feel like a dog in heat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkie 5,345 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Never had any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Never had any My dear you are truly blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkie 5,345 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 My dear you are truly blessed. nah, I just have a selective memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoshLuxe 689 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 In fifth grade the sole of one of my shoes tore away from the rest of the shoe (I guess you can say it was "talking"). I had to deal with it for a week until I finally got new shoes. During that week, when my classmates would see me walk in in the morning, they would immediately look down at my feet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachAngel 4,332 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I burped on my date and he never called me back LMAOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapphicsunmi 2,713 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 There are so many Now that i look back, i guess everytime i went to school in lolita dresses My friends still laugh about that Well i can`t remeber all the embarassing moments but today i spilled some dangerous liquid that can make ur skin like go away in chemistry on a guy , to all of u out there, don`t do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri 2,662 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I was performing a solo dance routine for one of my GCSE Dance exams, and the chair I was using as a prop flipped over as I was standing on it. I fell so ungracefully on my arse and to make it worse, the silence that followed was deafening. If someone in the audience would have laughed it might have eased the tension lol, but nope. I'll never live that down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isnickermuch 21 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 too many to mention... :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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