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a comprehensive guide to dating an idol pt. 1


Seulgi's Gf

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are you thirsty for some idol dick? well this is the thread for you. in here i will help you learn how to get idol peen and, if you want, trap those lil motherfuckers.

 

STEP ONE. accept that your bias is a fucking thot. like literally, unless you bias lee seunggi or seohyun, your bias has fucked at least 40 people. they're probably into some nasty shit, too. like... watersports and stuff. maybe not watersports but like... really weird stuff. maybe daddy kinks and whatever? i'm rambling, just accept the fact that your bias likes it up the ass.

 

STEP TWO. get to south korea. idk what else to tell you bruh. do whatever you need to do. strip, suck dick, be an mc, date beenzino, idk, just get there.

 

STEP THREE. get close to idols... idk how to do that but... do it...

 

STEP FOUR. seduce them. see, if you have ass you have a bonus already bc most female idols don't have a thicc booty and you stand out already.

 

STEP FIVE. stay the fuck away from min yoongi i swear to god i will fight you so fast his dick is probably small anyway so it ain't worth it

 

that's it. if u get knocked up that's your problem. ~flop thread by flop user

 

edit: im not even joking, i plan to be a motivational speaker one day :^) tell me if i helped u

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well kinky seems interesting, so ain't have a problem with that...

 

but could you please concrete step three a bit?? T.T xD

um.... just walk into a company building and be like hey and ask to see the idol of ur choosing and they'll be like okay and walk in and they'll be amazed by your beauty and they'll all fight to date u until you agree on a gangbang but only if you consent to the gangbang bc they aren't fucking animals they're just fucking animals nah mean

 

ignores step 5

i will fucking kill you is his small dick worth dying

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they're probably into some nasty shit, too. like... watersports and stuff. maybe not watersports but like... really weird stuff. maybe daddy kinks and whatever?

 

@yunho

 

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what if i want to take care of an idol...like wrap them up in blankets and stuff....

 

u come into my thread....talking about platonic things..... this disrespect... in my thread...

So you say Sebooty attracts all..

Does a'nice bosom attract 'em too~? :imstupid: :hurr:

 

Tho.. If I run into me some Suga I'm just sayin' if hes into a little chocolate

Not my fault

I mean

But hey

I'll make sure that if he is

To tell him he's reserved B)

why y'all tryin me? it's like y'all ready to die

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'Eyyyy listennnn..

Listennnn... :imstupid:

 

We cool~

I'm just sayin'..

Suga might fancy a little bit of chocolate.

 

But its good tho.

I hear Jimin doooooo- and J-Hope, you next child :har:

and if he does like chocolate then i'ma be the first one on his peen!! i can get that dick report for you sis!

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