oye123 1,615 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a pint of beer and said "How much will that be?" to which the bartender replied "For you? NO CHARGE!" A hydrogen walked into a bar screaming "I ve lost an electron! I ve lost an electron!!!" The bartender asked "Are you sure?" to which hydrogen replied "I M POSITIVE" Share some chemistry jokes that u have found and liked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guava 6,874 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Why do new Chemists work with ammonia? They start out with basic stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitchcraft 1,377 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?A: CoFe2 Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?A: BaNa2 Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myreflections 3,232 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine this is the only one I know. pick up line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serilost 176 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.†The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.†Then he dies. Two chemists walk into a bar.The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.His assassination plot had failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souloist 3,634 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lu-brican't 1,059 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPeach 227 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Chemistry cat jokes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitchcraft 1,377 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 lmao This one is wrong because Oxygen and magnesium give MgO , not omg. JS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oye123 1,615 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 This one is wrong because Oxygen and magnesium give MgO , not omg. JS ^ it was probably rearranged (so that o is first instead of it being after Mg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Party Queen 1,580 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Oh how sad for me, I don't understand any of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exorgasm 380 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"? A: CoFe2 Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2 Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now. But it is coffee not cofefe so CoFe2 can't really work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitchcraft 1,377 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 But it is coffee not cofefe so CoFe2 can't really work I think they just chose to use the number 2 for e making it ee But technically you're right ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady 1,256 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon. Q: What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? A: A chemistree Q: What do you do with a dead chemists? A: Barium I love chemistry jokes so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimsNJeons 1,796 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I was about to make a sodium joke but Na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silicon soul 19,457 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Fluorine uranium carbon potassium yttrium oxygen uranium, bismuth technetium helium sulphur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souljaes 1,293 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Compared to the other topics, I did like Organic Chem though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oye123 1,615 Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 Compared to the other topics, I did like Organic Chem though. lmao, did u draw this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souljaes 1,293 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 lmao, did u draw this? No lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yume 3,886 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to a backside attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosetty 1,342 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 My chem lecturer thought he was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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