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#1 oye123

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:28 PM

A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a pint of beer and said

"How much will that be?"

 

to which the bartender replied

 

"For you? NO CHARGE!"

 

 

 

A hydrogen walked into a bar screaming

"I ve lost an electron! I ve lost an electron!!!"

 

The bartender asked

"Are you sure?"

 

to which hydrogen replied

 

"I M POSITIVE"

:har:  :har:

 

 

Share some chemistry jokes that u have found and liked  :meow:




#2 guava

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:31 PM

Why do new Chemists work with ammonia? They start out with basic stuff.


#3 Bitchcraft

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:32 PM (Edited by Bitchcraft, 25 February 2015 - 08:32 PM.)

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

 

 

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

 

 

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

 

 

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
 

 

 

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#4 myreflections

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:34 PM

Do you have 11 protons?

Cause you're sodium fine 

 

this is the only one I know. pick up line




#5 Serilost

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:36 PM

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.”

Then he dies.

 

 

 

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#6 Souloist

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:41 PM

Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? 
A: Never lick the spoon!

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#7 lu-brican't

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:43 PM

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lmao




#8 AlphaPeach

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:45 PM

Chemistry cat jokes:

 

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#9 Bitchcraft

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:48 PM (Edited by Bitchcraft, 25 February 2015 - 08:49 PM.)

 

 

This one is wrong because Oxygen and magnesium give MgO , not omg.

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:52 PM

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#11 oye123

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:54 PM

This one is wrong because Oxygen and magnesium give MgO , not omg.

JS

:lol:

 

it was probably rearranged (so that o is first instead of it being after Mg)




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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:55 PM

Oh how sad for me, I don't understand any of these. 




#13 exorgasm

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:56 PM

Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2

 

 

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2

 

 

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

 

 

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
 

 

 

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But it is coffee not cofefe so CoFe2 can't really work  :lol:




#14 Bitchcraft

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 08:58 PM (Edited by Bitchcraft, 25 February 2015 - 08:58 PM.)

But it is coffee not cofefe so CoFe2 can't really work  :lol:

 

I think they just chose to use the number 2 for e making it ee

 

But technically you're right !




#15 Timelady

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 09:15 PM

Q: Why did the noble gas cry? 
A: Because all his friends argon. 

 
Q: What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? 
A: A chemistree 
 
 
Q: What do you do with a dead chemists?
A: Barium 
 
 
I love chemistry jokes so much  :rlytearpls:



#16 KimsNJeons

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 09:22 PM

I was about to make a sodium joke but Na




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Posted 25 February 2015 - 09:27 PM

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium yttrium oxygen uranium, bismuth technetium helium sulphur


#18 souljaes

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Posted 25 February 2015 - 09:35 PM (Edited by piggy68gal, 25 February 2015 - 09:35 PM.)

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Compared to the other topics, I did like Organic Chem though.




#19 oye123

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 10:54 AM

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Compared to the other topics, I did like Organic Chem though.


lmao, did u draw this?


#20 souljaes

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 11:01 AM

lmao, did u draw this?

No lol.







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