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What's the funniest post you've seen today?


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the title is p self-explanatory i think. what's the funniest post you've seen today? (in case you don't know how to quote someone into another thread, multiquote and then quote the post here)

 

anyway this fuckin killed me and i felt like it had to be appreciated

 

To make oppa saranghae you, you must follow them everywhere.

If  oppa goes to the bathroom, you follow.  Oppa goes inside his apartment - you do too. Make sure to stuff letters in his drawers and take keepsakes like hairbrushes and tissues.  What's better than one oppa?  Two oppas, or even better - one growing inside of you.

 

Chincha, if you think oppa looks areumdaum on stage, he looks even cuter sleeping.  Bring your used tampons and underwear along, that will surely make him saranghae you.

 

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oppa likes his dongsaengs to have clear skin and tight pussies to make sure to wash ur skin and do kegels every 3 minutes to keep your vagsack tick and ziploc-baggy for all the sexy namjas around you. oppa also likes to be called appa in bed and he likes to hit you and call you noona even though you're 16 and he's 31. oppa likes to dig his nails into your back and spell out his name in the drops of the blood that pool from your skin. oppa refers to himself in the third person and finishes on your chest and has you lick it up. oppa is seungri. u make bad decisions.

 

oppa also gave you herpes. have fun explaining that to your gyno.

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Nothing yet.. I just came on OH after deep throating sehun and tao :megusta: .. I'll browse around then get back to this later

I AM A BIG FAN OF YOU SENPAI ! PLEASE TEACH ME THIS ART OF EXPRESSING YOUR THIRST AS FINE AS YOU DO !!!

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I AM A BIG FAN OF YOU SENPAI ! PLEASE TEACH ME THIS ART OF EXPRESSING YOUR THIRST AS FINE AS YOU DO !!!

 

Expressing is easy my child just dig deep within your self/...so deep you feel your soul slipping out of your anus.. and when your soul is halfway out you shall find the thirst light dangling like a hemrrhoid grab onto it and never let go child....never. let. go.

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Expressing is easy my child just dig deep within your self/...so deep you feel your soul slipping out of your anus.. and when your soul is halfway out you shall find the thirst light dangling like a hemrrhoid grab onto it and never let go child....never. let. go.

 

^

 

See this is what I mean, she always has the funniest posts I swear

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^

See this is what I mean, she always has the funniest posts I swear

I know,i a fan of her too ^^

Wassup with senpais noticing me today, first soshistarr bae, then totty bae ^^

Expressing is easy my child just dig deep within your self/...so deep you feel your soul slipping out of your anus.. and when your soul is halfway out you shall find the thirst light dangling like a hemrrhoid grab onto it and never let go child....never. let. go.

I'm forever impressed by your writing skills, imagination and knowledge of human anatomy senpai !!!I will try to learn it, senpai !!!Or do u think, I'm a lost case, senpai ?!!!
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Expressing is easy my child just dig deep within your self/...so deep you feel your soul slipping out of your anus.. and when your soul is halfway out you shall find the thirst light dangling like a hemrrhoid grab onto it and never let go child....never. let. go.

i expect this thread to be nothing but thotty posts tbh

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Me having sex with tao...

 

It was weird because.. I had just human sextipeded him, sehun and baekhyun that exact day and baek is more of my bias yet my body was craving more of tao's wushu penis :megusta:

 

 

in my dream his penis was doing overdose flips in my vagina and then when he came the view was on his sperm swimming to my eggs and when they got there they were doing some spin kicks to my ovaries since they hadn't given out an egg for stimulation

 

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It's block so nice try

how tf do u block a dp is the real question

my other question is bc it's blocked is it just empty where it should be or what? also u seem on edge lately, pls drink some tea and get enough rest. ur health is important to me bb.

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