CheayiN 700 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 ^ it can be a pic, gif or a story, please share. A post on reddit a friend of mine shared. Woke up at 3AM once felt the gurggles in my stomach telling me I needed to get out of bed and go nowSat on the can expecting a torrent. Nothing. I couldn't even feel anything move at all. Then another round of painful cramps and such. I squeeze and the bottom part isn't fucking budging at all.I finally realize that although it might be molten liquid shit on the top floor, the exit is completely compacted and blocked off. At this point I have no idea what to do. I am now screaming in pain with every round of cramps and upper bowel movement. I even considered getting some kind of thin device and cramming it in there to break up the stubborn poop party in the lower deck.After about the 7th round, I feel a slight shift on the bottom. I know you aren't supposed to squeeze but fuck all that nonsense, I was in agony. I am squeezing with all of my might, veins bulging out of my neck and forehead. I know that if this doesn't happen soon, I'm going to pull an Elvis and be found on the can with my eyes rolled into the back of my brain.Finally a fist-sized piece of shit that was holding up the whole show, shoots out of my ass like Lucifer's Hammer en route to wipe out a whole civilization of Philistines. Immediately after that, is a liquid poo firehose that had so much PSI I'm pretty sure I actually lifted off of the shitter by a few inches. Any harder and I would have been knocked out by hitting my head on the ceiling. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tybuq/did_you_ever_think_you_were_going_to_die_from_a/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✨ Ass Fat ✨ 9,598 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://onehallyu.com/topic/135285-nb-clara-claims-she-cant-provide-more-damning-evidence-because-she-dropped-her-phone-in-the-water/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheayiN 700 Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://onehallyu.com/topic/135285-nb-clara-claims-she-cant-provide-more-damning-evidence-because-she-dropped-her-phone-in-the-water/ poor girl, she just cant stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam 785 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiraishrimp 5,413 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Omg the other stories on that reddit page are intense LOL poor girl, she just cant stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUGYUM!♥ 1,010 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 and i am like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheayiN 700 Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 I don't know why i'm finding this so funny, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertouché 2,897 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://onehallyu.com/topic/11957-this-is-justomg-dont-read-it-if-youre-eating-or-you-are-easily-offendedbut-omgagain/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taku 1,254 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://onehallyu.com/topic/11957-this-is-justomg-dont-read-it-if-youre-eating-or-you-are-easily-offendedbut-omgagain/ I remember cackling for a good 10 minutes while reading this story back when it was first posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheayiN 700 Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://onehallyu.com/topic/11957-this-is-justomg-dont-read-it-if-youre-eating-or-you-are-easily-offendedbut-omgagain/ My reactions reading this and then finally i couldn't stop laughing. The poor guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpie 1,663 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15qt1h/announcement_fuckup_of_the_year_winners/ TIFUs are a funny place to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ì…� 918 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 #pressedknetz Seriously, anything they post is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NATURAL NI KOISHITE 2,184 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 /r/tifu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheayiN 700 Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15qt1h/announcement_fuckup_of_the_year_winners/ TIFUs are a funny place to start the first one was really fvcked up damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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