I'm an idiot who got caught checking out her boss's butt on a video that the whole store is going to see.

[KinkySanta]

I think I messed up you guys. Here's some background info, I have a huuuuuuuge crush on my boss, but none of my coworkers know this and I'm not too sure if my boss knows either. Today was the day we were putting the final touches on our store before the grand reopening. To celebrate the occasion one of the head guys from corporate came in to talk to us all and help make sure things went smoothly.

  At the end of the day the corporate guy called us all in for a group photo to celebrate. I got placed in the front row, because I'm super short. Then right in front of me was my boss that I have a crush on. He wasn't right in front of me, but ahead of me and diagonal from me by like 3 inches. In front of us was this huge ribbon and I kinda thought it was a strange photo concept. Corporate took a few pics and said, "Okay now lets do a video on three I want you all to say something. We all landed on a phrase to say so at the countdown we all said it and afterwards cheered. Right after the cheer I noticed my boss was wearing some jeans that fit pretty nicely. His shirt usually covers his butt so I wasn't used to this. I felt a smile come to my face and I bit my lip. 

 Then I looked up and saw the ribbon that was in front of us earlier fall and our main boss was holding a giant pair of scissors.... the video that I thought was done recording was clearly still recording when I was checking out my boss hardcore.

 Then corporate said, "Okay you guys I'll let you know when those are up." 

  One of my other bosses said, "Yay, we can't wait to see it!"

I'm now scared because I know my store, when corporate posts something up about us online they will always show all the employees. 

  I'm one of those people that people like to playfully tease, so I'm worried I'll NEVER hear the end of this from my coworkers and that my boss might get uncomfortable around me. 

  That's where you come in One hallyu! What are some good excuses I can use when people inevitably call me out for blatantly checking out my boss's butt?!

[LØKI]

Hmmmm, this is a tough one K. Say you noticed a mole on his back and was checking to see if it was cancerous 

[Bearclaw]

LOL 

 

just say you were wondering what he does to get his ass so nice and tight 

[No Heart]

Just say you were looking at the ribbon. How hard is that?

[____shawnee]

Admit it, you might get to hook up with him

[LeeTaeyong]

Maybe this is your lucky break. Maybe your life as a romantic comedy is about to begin.

[Seras]

Haaaaahaha

 

Don't worry if anyone asks about it just be like

 

[Grape Soda]

If he isn't married I don't see a problem.

 

My ex manager had a great ass. I was like damn that joint is PHAT!

[Unit]

LOL 

 

just say you were wondering what he does to get his ass so nice and tight 

This tho lmfao. Upvoting cuz too funny.

[Junkrat]

tell them you have baking soda

 

 

[Siberia]

 His shirt usually covers his butt so I wasn't used to this. I felt a smile come to my face and I bit my lip. 

 

 

Am I reading a fanfic?

[foxywish]

Say to him

 

 

Then

 

[Omniscient]

Dont worry OP if you're hot he'll just get turned on

 

tell them you have baking soda

 

 

WHIP IT THROUGH THE GLASS NIGGA

[DragonFury]

Admit it, you might get to hook up with him

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 

Just admit you were enjoying the view and you might get a free dinner out of it. And if you're really lucky he'll take you to bed and make you scream like a howler monkey.

[KissontheW1nD]

Just confess. It can't be that bad. There probably isn't a believable excuse anyone would be able to come up with honestly.

Maybe this is your lucky break. Maybe your life as a romantic comedy is about to begin.

LOL wow.

[Temptastic VII]

Say you noticed there was a bug on his butt and you were wondering whether he had a phobia and how funny that would be. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That'll never work but I guess you can just fumble your way through excuses. 

[karutamral]

Admit that you were actually checking out his butt, but in a joking manner. They won't take you seriously if you do. 

[Nekci]

"I'm gonna text my boss and tell him about sex!"

[KinkySanta]

Dont worry OP if you're hot he'll just get turned on

 

WHIP IT THROUGH THE GLASS NIGGA

He does call me "beautiful" but see the thing is we kind of have a significant age gap. I'm assuming he sees me as a child despite being legal age. I'm just worried he might just keep his distance if he sees it.

[mgl]

[Lord Soshistar]

omfg!

[PoshLuxe]

You were daydreaming while your eyes were resting in the direction of dat bootay.

[Omniscient]

He does call me "beautiful" but see the thing is we kind of have a significant age gap. I'm assuming he sees me as a child despite being legal age. I'm just worried he might just keep his distance if he sees it.

if he keeps his distance because of that that means he wouldn't have cared about hooking up with you even if you didn't stare at his ass so it doesn't change much

[~Shining Diamond~]

Maybe this is your lucky break. Maybe your life as a romantic comedy is about to begin.

If he isn't married I don't see a problem.

 

My ex manager had a great ass. I was like damn that joint is PHAT!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 

Just admit you were enjoying the view and you might get a free dinner out of it. And if you're really lucky he'll take you to bed and make you scream like a howler monkey.

LMFAO. Thanks for the laugh, guys.

[˹AS˼]

Daydreaming could work as an excuse

 

 

He calls you beautiful? Some women would scream sexual harassment. YOU NEED TO ADMIT YOU LIKE HIM.