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I'm so sorry, Oppa Love me! geurae ssipal!

 

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Lyn sat upon Kai's bed giggling as she sniffed his dirty boxers. A bit of his dried cock cheese enterring her nose and taking her to a new high.

 

"Qirin is going to be so jealous~ oppas cheddar is now inside of me!"

 

She got up from her place leaving the boxer behind and tucking her hair behind her ears as she dug around in his drawers.

 

"I wanna lick you up and down give me your cock~ ohh weee hee hee."

 

Lyn sang as she removed a package of spongebob glow in the dark condoms taking a pic of it.

 

"Oppa.. knows I.. exist- and that I wanted spongebob and him in me at the same time."

 

She tapped away on her cellphone enterring a caption to her now recent instagram post. She hummed as her dinged alerting her that her post was successfully uploaded before heading over to Chanyeol's porn stash.

 

"OH EM GEE!!!!!"

 

She exclaimed as she saw a cd named "brook back exo." She tucked it into her shirt and patted it safely.

 

"Don't worry oppa! Your secret is safe with me.."

 

She removed it and looked at his DVD player.

 

"..after I watch it!"

 

Lyn scrambled to the DVD player and popped in the disc a pool scene appearing. Kai was atop Sehun's back inside of the pool dunking him under the water and hip thrusting as some hyena.. sounded like Chen was cackling their life way.

 

"Take your punishment bitch!"

 

Sehun came above the water and spluttered shoving Kai away.

 

"Get your fungus infested sardine away from me!"

 

Kai got out of the pool and high fived Chanyeol as they both cackled. Lyn yawned and stopped the disc.

 

"BORING! God.."

 

"What the fuck!?"

 

Lyn turned to see Chanyeol in nothing but a towel standing by the door. Lyn rolled her eyes and got up quickly moving to the door. She grabbed Chanyeol inside and closed it.

 

"Sssh oppa! God do you want the others to know you have your wife in here with you?!"

 

Chanyeol started to dry heave as an unknown and utterly disgusting smell hit him.

 

"What the fuck is that shit no no..who the fuck even are you?!"

 

Lyn laughed snorting every now and then.

 

"I'm the cleaning lady and that mr. is a-"

 

She paused as she removed a bottle of white stuff from within her jacket.

 

"-collection of all the members cheddar~"

 

Lyn opened it and sniffed it releasing an ah as Chanyeol vomitted right there onto her feet.

 

"OH MY GOD THANK YOU OPPA! I WILL CHERISH YOUR LOVE!"

 

Lyn got to her knees and began sweeping the vomit into another bottle.

 

"Kai, KYUNGSOO SOMEBODY! HELP!"

 

"No oppa ssh sshh!"
 

Lyn stood slapping a vomit covered hand over his mouth.

 

"Oppa please.. I-"

 

"What in the mother of-"

 

Kai enterred the room dropping his ipod to the floor.

 

Lyn looked left and right for an escape. She had to get out of here.

 

"SQUAWK! SQUAWK! HISS HISS!"

 

Lyn moved to the window and opened it looking at the 3 stories she was at.

 

"SQUAKADOODDLE CODE RED SQUAWK A FUCKING DOODLE!"

 

"THAT BITCH GET HER SHE HAS BROOK BACK EXO!"

 

Kai looked at Chanyeol confused as fuck.

 

"What? Brook back? huh?"

 

Lyn began dancing on the window sill doing the shmoney as she sang.

 

"IM SO SORRY OPPA LOVE ME GEURAE SSIPAL.. OKAY FUCK YOU CAUSE YOU WONT LOVE ME YEAH HEY GEURAEE!"

 

Lyn spread her arms out like the krease in that exo teaser and fell backwards landing in a net held by Code Name: Sasaengs next door. They snapped their fingers and were instantly wearing cult clothes. Chanyeol, Kai and now a puzzled Chen watched in horror as they began chanting.

 

"CARE O LESS CARE O LESS SHOOT A NAUGHTY MOUSE A NAUGHTY MOUSE HEART TUH LESS MIND DU LESS EXO DONT CARE ABOUT WEEE"

 

Before they disappeared. Code name: Sasaengs next door had successfully struck again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DONT KNOW... LMAO I REALLY DONT KNOW!

 

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U ok?

No.. I don't think  I am :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ... I have an immense case of writer's block for diary of a whore..

 

Im writing a next chapter to  another one of my fics as well.. and I suddenly decided to write this :ahmagah:

 

It's my gift to you~

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boredom came knocking and I answered~

If you're bored you could dedicate your time to writing a baekyeol canon fanfic, if you're interested.

 I'm always in need of those  :imstupid:

 

 

I'm so sorry, Oppa Love me! geurae ssipal!

 

large.gif

 

 

 

 

Lyn sat upon Kai's bed giggling as she sniffed his dirty boxers. A bit of his dried cock cheese enterring her nose and taking her to a new high.

 

"Qirin is going to be so jealous~ oppas cheddar is now inside of me!"

 

She got up from her place leaving the boxer behind and tucking her hair behind her ears as she dug around in his drawers.

 

"I wanna lick you up and down give me your cock~ ohh weee hee hee."

 

Lyn sang as she removed a package of spongebob glow in the dark condoms taking a pic of it.

 

"Oppa.. knows I.. exist- and that I wanted spongebob and him in me at the same time."

 

She tapped away on her cellphone enterring a caption to her now recent instagram post. She hummed as her dinged alerting her that her post was successfully uploaded before heading over to Chanyeol's porn stash.

 

"OH EM GEE!!!!!"

 

She exclaimed as she saw a cd named "brook back exo." She tucked it into her shirt and patted it safely.

 

"Don't worry oppa! Your secret is safe with me.."

 

She removed it and looked at his DVD player.

 

"..after I watch it!"

 

Lyn scrambled to the DVD player and popped in the disc a pool scene appearing. Kai was atop Sehun's back inside of the pool dunking him under the water and hip thrusting as some hyena.. sounded like Chen was cackling their life way.

 

"Take your punishment bitch!"

 

Sehun came above the water and spluttered shoving Kai away.

 

"Get your fungus infested sardine away from me!"

 

Kai got out of the pool and high fived Chanyeol as they both cackled. Lyn yawned and stopped the disc.

 

"BORING! God.."

 

"What the fuck!?"

 

Lyn turned to see Chanyeol in nothing but a towel standing by the door. Lyn rolled her eyes and got up quickly moving to the door. She grabbed Chanyeol inside and closed it.

 

"Sssh oppa! God do you want the others to know you have your wife in here with you?!"

 

Chanyeol started to dry heave as an unknown and utterly disgusting smell hit him.

 

"What the fuck is that shit no no..who the fuck even are you?!"

 

Lyn laughed snorting every now and then.

 

"I'm the cleaning lady and that mr. is a-"

 

She paused as she removed a bottle of white stuff from within her jacket.

 

"-collection of all the members cheddar~"

 

Lyn opened it and sniffed it releasing an ah as Chanyeol vomitted right there onto her feet.

 

"OH MY GOD THANK YOU OPPA! I WILL CHERISH YOUR LOVE!"

 

Lyn got to her knees and began sweeping the vomit into another bottle.

 

"Kai, KYUNGSOO SOMEBODY! HELP!"

 

"No oppa ssh sshh!"

 

Lyn stood slapping a vomit covered hand over his mouth.

 

"Oppa please.. I-"

 

"What in the mother of-"

 

Kai enterred the room dropping his ipod to the floor.

 

Lyn looked left and right for an escape. She had to get out of here.

 

"SQUAWK! SQUAWK! HISS HISS!"

 

Lyn moved to the window and opened it looking at the 3 stories she was at.

 

"SQUAKADOODDLE CODE RED SQUAWK A FUCKING DOODLE!"

 

"THAT BITCH GET HER SHE HAS BROOK BACK EXO!"

 

Kai looked at Chanyeol confused as fuck.

 

"What? Brook back? huh?"

 

Lyn began dancing on the window sill doing the shmoney as she sang.

 

"IM SO SORRY OPPA LOVE ME GEURAE SSIPAL.. OKAY FUCK YOU CAUSE YOU WONT LOVE ME YEAH HEY GEURAEE!"

 

Lyn spread her arms out like the krease in that exo teaser and fell backwards landing in a net held by Code Name: Sasaengs next door. They snapped their fingers and were instantly wearing cult clothes. Chanyeol, Kai and now a puzzled Chen watched in horror as they began chanting.

 

"CARE O LESS CARE O LESS SHOOT A NAUGHTY MOUSE A NAUGHTY MOUSE HEART TUH LESS MIND DU LESS EXO DONT CARE ABOUT WEEE"

 

Before they disappeared. Code name: Sasaengs next door had successfully struck again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I DONT KNOW... LMAO I REALLY DONT KNOW!

 

 

Like...you know...didn't miss your ref.

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just saying...
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If you're bored you could dedicate your time to writing a baekyeol canon fanfic, if you're interested.

 I'm always in need of those  :imstupid:

 

Like...you know...didn't miss your ref.

tumblr_nh9fztV5Ni1qjie9wo2_r1_500.png

just saying...

 

whats a baekyeol canon fic? and Im writing a straight one already and have about 3/2 unfinished ones ill write it when i've closed up 1 of 'um

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