I'm Korean and want to avoid the military service

[Voldemin]

Hey I'm Jaewon, Korean, 17 years old and want to avoid serving the military of my country South Korea.

I was thinking of becoming an idol, I mean I have the looks and can lip synch very well. I can dance great too when I'm drunk and do moves nobody else can.

Though I just realized a while ago that avoiding my military service this way won't succeed.

Celebrities unfortunatelly don't get enough special treatment and I don't think this will change in the next few years + I always wanted to become doctor instead of Idol

I don't want to do the public service either, that's for handicapped people like Yesung.

I don't believe that shaving your head and serving your country 2 years or something makes you manly either.

I can't use the pacifist, religion, or other things card either, they will just send me to jail.

So is the last way of avoiding it to leave my beloved country, migrating to the U.S the land of the super conservative, gunloving, overly religious, etc people and abandoning my korean citizenship?

I don't know what to do, I really need your help guys.

Sometimes I really wished I had a twin nobody except me knows of, I would totally send him to the military.. to do the service for me.. but life is cruel..

Please help me

 

Thanks so much.

 

[lovelyduck]

Hide in oppa's basment 

//fin

[Long Lost Horse Child]

pretty 100% sure you're german I think 

[soshi.mp3]

i can't help you

 

i'm sorry, maybe if you were a girl

[Ada]

I feel like 99.9% of this are lies

 

1.run yourself into a car so you can be too cripled to do military service

2.secretly become a non Korean citizen

3.Pretend to have a mental disorder.

4.Run away and become a fugitive.

[Tee]

I was thinking of becoming an idol, I mean I have the looks and can lip synch very well.

   

[sane]

Pick up a "gay" hobby like cross dressing or having sex with men.

[Voldemin]

Pick up a "gay" hobby like cross dressing or having sex with men.

I already got Shindong pregnant, I can't afford one more child

[Nev Schulman]

Well become an Idol then! Start of with being a jype trainee and then leave, this way even when you become nugu you'll get some attention.

good luck.

[sane]

I already got Shindong pregnant, I can't afford one more child

 

He was pregnant? No wonder he gained all that weight back 

[abraa]

Just join YG. You won't even have to dance and you can wear whatever you want. You even get to pick a name straight from a movie title as long as there's numbers in it.

[WON Hallyu]

Ask Heechul for advice

[TheGentleman]

Just say you're gay, homosensuals are unwanted in the army

[Elitsa]

hmm... i am not really familiar with Koren laws... but sex change was the first thing that came in my mind 

[Voldemin]

hmm... i am not really familiar with Koren laws... but sex change was the first thing that came in my mind 

I don't want to give up my male dominance over women though

[Taecmetothefloor]

Well become an Idol then! Start of with being a jype trainee and then leave, this way even when you become nugu you'll get some attention.

good luck.

[Elitsa]

I don't want to give up my male dominance over women though

sorry if i wasn't a big of a help then 

[ayyylien]

get a life bitch

[~ PD Hercule Poirot ~]

Fake your death.

You have to be prepared for losing your personal identity though.

[Perfect Chaos]

pull a Steve Yoo and get banned from Korea permanently. on the bright side, you never will have to go to military ever.

[LunarE]

Go to the military and do your basic training. And then claim that you have become heartsick. 

[saekutoxxx]

My friend actually did that...

[bananabrows]

pull a Steve Yoo and get banned from Korea permanently. on the bright side, you never will have to go to military ever.

hey i was about to suggest this

[imsomessedup]

over my dead body was the coolest answer so i picked it

[BubbleGumPop]