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I’m Guessing One Of Those 99 Problems Is Finding A Decent In-House Photoshop Team

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Our Lady of Liquefy Tool Beyonce celebrated another successful week of being Beyonce by releasing a couple amateur sexyface modeling shots to her Tumblr, aka her online Barbizon portfolio. And once again, it appears that her Photoshop project manager Basement Baby decided to take a nap on an old pile of unsold House of Dereon jeans instead of going over each shot with a magnifying glass LIKE SHE’S SUPPOSED TO, because another Body by Still Learning How To Use The Blur Toolpicture was posted. Get your shit together, Basement!

What do you think?

 

Part of me wants to call up Adobe and ask if they offer an on-site tutorial on waist cinching, but I think the real problem here is Beyonce. Beyonce is clearly too confident in the skills of her team of Photoshop artistes! Why else would she stand in front of vertical stripes? Beyonce should know by now that unless she wants a busted mess of wonky-ass warped lines around her waist and thighs, she cannot stand in front of a striped background! It doesn’t matter how much attention Bey tries to draw down to her SpongeBob SquarePants-looking thigh gap, all I see is that fabric fun house mirror behind her!

What do you think?

 

And I guess I’m still really confused by one thing: if you’re going to go to the trouble of Photoshopping your waist, thighs, thigh gap, pussy, tits, arms, and face, why stop at the puckered butt holes in your arm pits? That would be the first thing I would want gone! Erase my armpit butt holes!

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I don't understand why they felt the need to blow up her...downstairs. Is that the next ass? Are they going to be waving those around in the mvs?

She really needs to sign of on these before they are posted. But, this combined with that janky wig with the chewed up bangs that she wore a couple of months back makes me think these incidents are being done intentionally for publicity. 

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And I guess I’m still really confused by one thing: if you’re going to go to the trouble of Photoshopping your waist, thighs, thigh gap, pussy, tits, arms, and face, why stop at the puckered butt holes in your arm pits? That would be the first thing I would want gone! Erase my armpit butt holes!

 

lol but seriously... armpit butt holes/va-gays creep me out. 

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Ah ah OP, you reminded me of that picture with the wig on. That shot was hilarious. I must be really bad at photoshop, I dont quite see which areas were retouched (I can guess because some dont look the same in real life). Any tips ?

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Ah ah OP, you reminded me of that picture with the wig on. That shot was hilarious. I must be really bad at photoshop, I dont quite see which areas were retouched (I can guess because some dont look the same in real life). Any tips ?

Pretty much everything!  :lol: But, offhand, her waist and inner thighs were really pulled in and her torso looks off.

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Pretty much everything!  :lol: But, offhand, her waist and inner thighs were really pulled in and her torso looks off.

Ooh I see... like in those areas the stripes in the background arent right. Thanks for your help!

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Why the hell is she photoshopping at home pictures? It make her seem insecure about her looks, vain and self centered. 

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seem? It seems that way because she is! This is the woman who had her people call around to get pictures of her Super Bowl performance taken off the internet because they were "unflattering". You're in the public image. It's highly likely someone will take a picture of you that isn't the most flattering. Let people have their one day laugh and let it go. You just make a bigger deal out of it when you react like that. 

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