Satan's Asshole 797 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 There is a guy I like and after weeks of postponing and being a koalward (koala+coward), I finally mustered (ketchuped ) the courage to talk to him but our conversation was one of those light, non-serious ones and now I don't know how to talk to him again even though I really really want to. He is so good looking and even though most would say Im attractive, I don't know if up to his "standards" or whatever so I started wearing makeup and actually giving a shit about my appearance LOL and oh I don't know. OH GOSH WHAT IS MY LIFE YOU MEN ARE TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WHY CANT I JUST WALK UP TO YOU AND SAY "GIVE ME YOUR DINGLEBERRY!!!!" AND EVERYTHING WOKKS OUT!!!!!!????? HUH???? IT'S NOT LIKE IM GONNA SUCK YOU IN INTO A BLACKHOLE IN MY VAG UGGGH Any advice about the guy? :3 taeng kook very machi READ THIS ---> PS- Im just attention whoring with the title. I dont care for the sex part. I want to start a cutieful relationship with this guy but I dont know how. Now stop with the thirsty-shaming <---READ THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 YOU MEN ARE TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WHY CANT I JUST WALK UP TO YOU AND SAY "GIVE ME YOUR DINGLEBERRY!!!!" AND EVERYTHING WOKKS OUT!!!!!!????? HUH???? IT'S NOT LIKE IM GONNA SUCK YOU IN INTO A BLACKHOLE IN MY VAG UGGGH this would probably work on some people lol well atleast if they're drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK15 2,108 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 YOU MEN ARE TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WHY CANT I JUST WALK UP TO YOU AND SAY "GIVE ME YOUR DINGLEBERRY!!!!" AND EVERYTHING WOKKS OUT!!!!!!????? HUH???? IT'S NOT LIKE IM GONNA SUCK YOU IN INTO A BLACKHOLE IN MY VAG UGGGH Any advice about the guy? :3 taeng kook very machi that could work, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Hammer xx 2,690 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 lmfaoooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgl 5,919 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 YOU MEN ARE TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WHY CANT I JUST WALK UP TO YOU AND SAY "GIVE ME YOUR DINGLEBERRY!!!!" AND EVERYTHING WOKKS OUT!!!!!!????? HUH???? IT'S NOT LIKE IM GONNA SUCK YOU IN INTO A BLACKHOLE IN MY VAG UGGGH Pretty sure this would work with any single average guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamJay 579 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 so thirsty lmao. get his number c'mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RóisÃn Dubh 3,966 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 YOU MEN ARE TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WHY CANT I JUST WALK UP TO YOU AND SAY "GIVE ME YOUR DINGLEBERRY!!!!" AND EVERYTHING WOKKS OUT!!!!!!????? HUH???? IT'S NOT LIKE IM GONNA SUCK YOU IN INTO A BLACKHOLE IN MY VAG UGGGH lmao this would work more than you imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Asshole 797 Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 this would probably work on some people lol well atleast if they're drunk that could work, you know lmao this would work more than you imagine LOL i'd probably get arrested for that where I live xD I wish I was a virgin because I'm pretty much asexual ;__; But my gf makes me do it... Can I have your dingleberry? so thirsty lmao. get his number c'mon. That's the point of this thread: how to get his 050-69696969 number for starbuck's sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fufu 580 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Most guys want to be told straight that you like them. At least from me and all of my friends, we hate games. Just dive in and ask him out. It'll probably make his day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaishaix 2,737 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Hahahah ... Easy women is the cause of Ebola :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamJay 579 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 That's the point of this thread: how to get his 050-69696969 number for starbuck's sake walk up to him and ask for it. If he gives it to you then good. If not you're only gonna cry for the first 2 nights you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...... 3,962 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 #thirstylay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renos 2,479 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 you remind me of myself in high school lmao , I once liked a guy and did the same shit as you like talking to him lightly and taking a good care of my appearance now I don't give a shit about him... anyway but if you died a virgin you will go to heaven .....so ....so ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Asshole 797 Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 Hahahah ... Easy women is the cause of Ebola :P Yeah cuz men never catch or cause STD >> you remind me of myself in high school lmao anyway but if you died a virgin you will go to heaven .....so ....so ? Im not in high school lmao Yes Tomorrow. 12AM #thirstylay Can I have your dingleberry? Most guys want to be told straight that you like them. At least from me and all of my friends, we hate games. Just dive in and ask him out. It'll probably make his day. walk up to him and ask for it. If he gives it to you then good. If not you're only gonna cry for the first 2 nights you'll be fine. Are u sure this will work? I am young and innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reidmin 115 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 how old are you? worried about this stuff lol girl, im 27 years old and taking it slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Asshole 797 Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 how old are you? worried about this stuff lol girl, im 27 years old and taking it slow LOL i don't really mean the virgin thing but i do wanna (uuuh how do i say this without sounding cheesy) ask him out or something. I don't wanna say my age but I am a teenager and a university student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiah.junsu 3,364 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 so you're saying you want him for his dick only? hmmm ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Girl pls, getting dick is the easiest thing ever. If you just want to fuck lol. Going up to a guy and saying ' I want your dick, fuck me' , if he's single and you don't look like a fucking troll, he's gonna take you up on your offer. Now, if you actually like the guy... I can't help you with that, I'm not pro active, even if I like the dude, I wait for him to talk to me first XD Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Asshole 797 Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 so you're saying you want him for his dick only? hmmm ok I edited the OP for dumb fucks like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit 530 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 So thirsty tbh. Just noticed u edited.... Go get him anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Schulman 7,960 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Khia - Get It & Go: http://youtu.be/WOIATNA931c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Asshole 797 Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 This thread is a #MESS. Let me rephrase my question in a more "ladylike" manner - I want to talk to this guy again. How do I do it? I dont mean it in a sexual way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reidmin 115 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 LOL i don't really mean the virgin thing but i do wanna (uuuh how do i say this without sounding cheesy) ask him out or something. I don't wanna say my age but I am a teenager and a university student lol be careful cause that's how everyone understood it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mako Yagami 4,462 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 If you want to go out with him invite him somewhere, that usually let's us know your interested right away, and if we are too we will take it from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutie patootie 108 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Ah this is the kind of thing that would happen to me too Any courses together? Study buddy! Any hobbiies interests likes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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