Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 1̴͎̰̖̳͔̘̮̣͈̾̑͂̆ Discuss the single life. Live the single life. Support other singles. Whine about your single-ness. Those interested in interacting here will be added as resident OH!Singles. Kbai. RESIDENT OH!SINGLES Gloupsidou - flop!single mgl - macho!single Arsene Lupin - womanizer!single Jaecutie - independent!single Hyun. - oppa!single menta - welp!single wxnwoo - OTL!single sitaraMVP - couch!single butidontwantto - nope!single bitch craft - fuckoff!single holler@me - temporary!single Little Red - awk!single omegajesus - maiden!single TaehyungsLeftNipple - proud!single ShawolSONEexo - flower!single TROUT FACED ANUS FAN - puta!single ImJustaMaisha - why!single alt - brokoro!single IU's Dai5y - loner!single Vividemix3 - selfie!single Souloist - chevy!single Dasom the Awkward Potato - potato!single Mees Madds - ew!single Adrie - choice!single Unit - Moe!single KimOppa - satisfied!single A(mber) - meme!single 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) (•_•) <) )╯ all the single ladies ./ \. ( •_•) \( (> all the single ladies ./ \. (•_•) <) )╯ ./ \. oh oh oh Go away you get pussy by the dozen *Kanye shrugs you* Edited October 28, 2014 by Gloupsidou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 yes, i belong to this thread Welcome! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Lol this shade in not adding almond I y u gotta point it out liek :imstupid: :imstupid: :imstupid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Gloup, you demon spawn, why you so mean to me why? 'Fuck off'? Brb, crying. LMAO I MEANT THAT YOU TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU !SINGLE TO BE HUN who here masturbates at least 5 times a day :imstupid: :imstupid: :imstupid: :imstupid: :imstupid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 "nope!single" *dead* Blame my current mood tbh This be my inspiration du moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'm clearly too dumb to understand the deep meaning behind the second line, because I'm confused af. All I know is YAS, I'm single by choice, already told 2 people to fuck off. How many did you tell, Gloup? 10?15? Be careful, your dick might fall off. I turned down... 8 guys so far Excluding the guys in clubs ofc lol because fuck that #sorrynotsorry I'm not into the guys that like me I'm a chaser, not a prey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Oppareul I'm single by choice too. this boy told me I was really pretty and I told him to shut the fuck up today!! thou shall be anal!single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Tbh I really dislike being single at the moment sigh. Wanted to get married at 23, 21 at the moment, and I really don't see myself finding someone in two years. Even though relationships can be really stressful, I liked being stress with that person rather than alone. Wow I sound like such a whiny single bitch kekeke but for real though not digging the single life right now I feel you sis I feel you so hard Turning 21 in a month, it'll be my first bday party w/o a dude (not a bf but just a guy I "see" or stuff) in 4 years idek I'm pretty down too since I got friendzoned by a guy yesterday I am super stressed too irl so I need someone calm that wants to snuggle Edited October 28, 2014 by Gloupsidou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 8 people just in September+ October? Damn you miss popular. Guys in clubs don't count indeed. Keep chasing :imstupid: Oh no lol I meant guys who had legit crushes on me in the past year In the past 2 months it's more 2-3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Oh god friendzone is the worst zone ~_~ I got sis zone once if that makes you feel better lol Oooo level up your pimp hand with that guy ;) OMG yes I want to cuddle after exams and shit :( We made out/hooked up a month ago but he blamed the alcohol (he only drank the equivalent of 2-3 vodka shots in a beer bong) My pimp hand = busy correcting homework yesssss my semester break doesn't exist since I have an intensive one-week practicum atm so I know I'll be so tired I'll wanna shoot myself by the end of this semester A cuddling buddy would solve all that tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Omg same. I told him to get his eyes checked. that kinda attitude won't get you dick say thanks and giggle and hit his arm lightly is there an advantage of being single? D: no. less sex less love less affection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 ppl say you can have sex with more ppl since you're single i don't agree, but u know one night stands = you feel awks and dirty they don't happen as often as sex in a relationship cuz you can't get it on the daily unless you have lots of money to spend in clubs and don't mind not having good sex all the time (it always sucks like first times cuz you don't know what the other person likes, plus they can come in all shapes and sizes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 that's my opinion too. I need more than sex. I need to be loved, u know? I think it's important to have someone to care, to live with, to create memories I feel the same tbh which is why I turn down boys most of the time quality love making > surprise lottery sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 XD nope, I'm a boy. YES! Before my last relationship, i didn't give a f*ck for love or couple experiences, but after that... i miss all of them so hard welp being in a relationship is the best honestly, simply because of the mutual feelings I been single for too damn long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 When you need emotional support, that person is there I'm so stressed. About work, my major, my family... And she was the one who was ALWAYS helping. With words, actions, kisses everyone needs it yep being able to rely on someone who is WILLING to listen and support you is the best feeling in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 probably. I'm deciding of being a player again mayb fuck no omg playas are dumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 nahhh, it's too... selfish i was young, i don't want it anymore. same tbh when I was younger I only thought about fooling around and being... "desired" when going out now I just want a bud I can hug and watch Disney movies with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 LOL, I watched The Lion King with my last gf, she said it was her favorite movie I didn't watched it tbh I was just hugging her and listening to her voice The Little Mermaid & Mulan >>>>>>>>>>>> tho I just want a kawaii relationship but all the guys I know are into drinking and cars and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 she likes all of them tbh hmmmm... things are more simple for us. Cars, sports, those things are simple. I'm a super simple individual I like Disney movies, cuddling, books and videogames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 those are good things. I'd hit on you tbh Girls who like books seems to be more intelligent, that's pretty good. and the ones who like videogames seems to be open-minded. well thanks lol I'd hit on you too I have other hobbies too like drawing/painting/cooking/knitting & love kids&elders so I guess I'm pretty well-rounded for a person only downside is I'm super blunt/direct so if I have something to tell you, I'll tell you straight in person. e.g. I cleared shit up with the guy I was into yesterday by asking to meet him so we could talk rather than text/FB chat which I find highly impersonal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 omg, it happened A LOT in my last relationship. "hey, honey, can we go to the cinema?" or something like that "i'm tired T_T but you can text me or call me all day long" f*ck it. I want to touch you, to see you. If I wanted to talk with someone, I'd rather talk with a friend or someone else EXACTLY. EXACT. FUCKING. LY. LIKE ISTG IDEK ARGH IT'S SO FRUSTRATING I DON'T WANT ANSWERS AFTER YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THEM FOR 2 MINUTES/3 HOURS I WANT A DISCUSSION FACE TO FACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 lol, I'm from Brazil. but... Thank you (?) lol ya. "I have a lot of friends online, but I only have you to be completely mine for some time" < that's what I think. mte Looooooool it's not for me, I don't live anywhere near Canada, more like Europe. It was for Gloupsidou, cuz this is too cute :stare: LMAO @ YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 What it's true! It feels like I'm witness to a blossoming flower I mean : Could it get any cuter? Tbh alt , Canada >>> Brazil, you should reconsider your life choices :unsure: oh god hahahahaha (((awkwardly shrinks in her seat))) I'd like to live in another country tbh Maybe I find someone to love in the North America? XD jkjk :blush: you're not helping here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloupsidou 2,047 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Canada is the perfect choice. Maybe you could find someone great to snuggle with and be all lovey dovey with ~~ :stare: UNRELATED: I wanna go there too. I'll get my mom to pay for my shit :derp: LOL, come on you're definitely not the shy kind. Alt she said earlier she fakes being shy if she wants to flirt or something. I'm actually super shy with guys I like irl I'm super chummey with all the other boys except that person cuz I'm too shy lmao so they think I ignore/hate them since I'm so comfortable with all the other guys Sure, I'm out. :smile: Canada seems pretty good (not kidding). I have some friends there... maybe... :blush: :blush: :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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