NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I belong here. Forever alone. Can we ban Arsene Lupin from this thread? He gets so much pussy, blasphemy tbh mgl is probably lying too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 y u gotta point it out liek :imstupid: :imstupid: :imstupid: Gloup, you demon spawn, why you so mean to me why? 'Fuck off'? Brb, crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 LMAO I MEANT THAT YOU TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU !SINGLE TO BE HUN I'm clearly too dumb to understand the deep meaning behind the second line, because I'm confused af. All I know is YAS, I'm single by choice, already told 2 people to fuck off. How many did you tell, Gloup? 10?15? who here masturbates at least 5 times a day Be careful, your dick might fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) I turned down... 8 guys so far Excluding the guys in clubs ofc lol because fuck that #sorrynotsorry I'm not into the guys that like me I'm a chaser, not a prey. 8 people just in September+ October? Damn you miss popular. I think 2 in two months is too shabby, gotta up my game, and innovate in new ways to turn down dudes. Guys in clubs don't count indeed. Keep chasing :imstupid: Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Omg same. I told him to get his eyes checked. I'm sure that's not the case, come on. And even if you do believe you're not attractive, like I do, just fake it. That's what I do with dudes irl, don't say you think you're ugly or anything, just say thanks and accept the compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 that's my opinion too. I need more than sex. I need to be loved, u know? I think it's important to have someone to care, to live with, to create memories I feel the same tbh which is why I turn down boys most of the time quality love making > surprise lottery sex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 No. I miss cuddling. I want a group spoon. Yes master yoda. I shall repent and learn your ways. Haha, i really don't think i'm attractive. But thank you :) I'll do that. it's hard for me to accept compliments though, i dunno if they're being serious half the time. You and me are exactly the same. I just say thanks, but in my mind , I'm like 'loooool yea right' XD nope, I'm a boy. YES! Before my last relationship, i didn't give a f*ck for love or couple experiences, but after that... i miss all of them so hard So are you a converted PLAYAAA! ?? LOL why? I feel like I've seen your face before, are you blond? To see if it was you. And it seems to me like you get loads of pussy, maybe I'm wrong. :derp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) probably. I'm deciding of being a player again mayb You males have it so easy. I can't just say to myself ' I want to be a playa! and get as much diq as I can' It's just not... :unsure: :unsure: LOL no my hair is dark as night. I will not comment on that one :har: Omfg, I got you wrong then. Plus that blond guy I thought you ,were seemed gay (which is why I was surprised you were straight, but then you also seemed like you got plenty so I was confused) Looool sooooo are you a playaa too? Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) those are good things. I'd hit on you tbh Girls who like books seem to be more intelligent, that's pretty good. and the ones who like videogames seem to be open-minded. alt, do you live anywhere near Canada? I'm getting goosebumps right now Well, I'm glad we cleared that up then lol. At one point I guess I could have been considered one, but now I just don't have patience for that. It's still fun to flirt and be charming to girls though. Currently enjoying being single, while casually looking for a girl I could get serious with sometime in the future. Okay, I'm glad we cleared it up too lol. Okay so I was wrong about you getting too much pussy, I guess your stay here with us love deprived people is warranted :cry: Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 lol, I'm from Brazil. but... Thank you (?) lol Looooooool it's not for me, I don't live anywhere near Canada, more like Europe. It was for Gloupsidou, cuz this is too cute :stare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) mte LMAO @ YOU What it's true! It feels like I'm witness to a blossoming flower I mean : as I said before, she seems to be a girl I'd hit on. Could it get any cuter? Tbh alt , Canada >>> Brazil, you should reconsider your life choices :unsure: Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) I'd like to live in another country tbh Maybe I find someone to love in the North America? XD jkjk Canada is the perfect choice. Maybe you could find someone great to snuggle with and be all lovey dovey with ~~ :stare: UNRELATED: I wanna go there too. I'll get my mom to pay for my shit :derp: oh god hahahahaha (((awkwardly shrinks in her seat))) :blush: you're not helping here LOL, come on you're definitely not the shy kind. Alt she said earlier she fakes being shy if she wants to flirt or something. Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Sure, I'm out. :smile: Canada seems pretty good (not kidding). I have some friends there... maybe... Okay, made this awkward af. I'll stop too :imstupid: Yeah, Canada is awesome I have like 4 irl friends there and they're all damn happy they went there. Plus they told me Canadians are a lot more chill than the French. So... Are you still in college or working? Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) I'm actually super shy with guys I like irl I'm super chummey with all the other boys except that person cuz I'm too shy lmao so they think I ignore/hate them since I'm so comfortable with all the other guys :blush: :blush: :blush: Are you me? :omg: I do this too. It fucked up my chances last year with this guy, he thought I didn't give a fuck when I actually did :imstupid: (after I ended it with my previous bf) you didn't. xD I was kidding, I'll keep trying to get to her heart /lmao both. I'm on my 20's. Working and majoring in law. Okay, I'm back on the train then. GLOUP, you could get yourself a future lawyer! okay you guys *NOW KISS* There's plenty of love to be had without being in a relationship :hurr: Looool yeah it's much easier for you dudes. I could get a different kind of 'love' (lol) outside of a relashionship but I don't feel comfortable with that at all so yeah fuck that. I was right then! PLAYAAA! Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) orlly? I'm in my early 20s too lol and majoring in ESL teaching + planning a master in applied linguistics/psycho-ed It sucks because either they're like intrigued (1%) or say fuck it she's not interested and move on (99%) Yeah, exactly. Plus, practically all dudes tell me that I'm 'mysterious' and 'unreadable' so they don't know wtf to do so I'm like Fuck that! Where are you fuckn balls ? :omg: orlly?² I'll start to teach english and spanish for kids next year. I f*ckin love this. you're so into it. lol thank you See Gloup? you guys are the same age, same interests and shit, guy wants to hit on you, he teaches english to demon spawns just like you too... I mean wtf ? Go do a semester in Brazil instead of Korea :ahmagah: I love OH Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Yeah I get the unreadable thing often and I'm like dude it's simple, I think what I say. The end. Oh and yesterday was the first time I got balls in my entire life Still lead to nothing Oh well :._.: lmao it's true we do get along but idk what he looks like LMAO + my semester in Korea is alrdy booked ;; Yeah, but still doesn't hurt to try, next time it'll work. And it's his loss tbh. Loooool Alt this is an invitation for you to show yourself lool. Honestly? Just take this shit to PM :derp: I love OH. Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 post a pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) You're cupid or what And: yassss persuade him thru pressure. break him down till he eventually has no choice on the verge of tears all for a chance at LOVE *CHANTS* DO IT DO IT DO IT A pic. pls You're cupid or what Edited October 28, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Chris Brown's voice jfc :ahmagah: :ahmagah: :ahmagah: :ahmagah: :wth: Judging you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hii! Would you please add me to the list? You can tag me as you please.People ship me with someone It was fun reading alt and gloups interaction. :smile: I'm good at shipping users, pls anticipate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Ship me with my coworker dude again lol LOOOOL, i already went back to that in the same night for obvious reasons :derp: :derp: Naega YOLO Edited October 30, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He asked me out for coffee expecting tbh It's confusing. He did say he wanted to just stay friends? Maybe he changed his mind. Maybe the creator of this thread will leave this sad ship and join the happy one. #Shipping Are you comfortable with saying your first name and his ? :derp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Nah, he just said we hooked up because of alcohol, not anything else so I got the hint that he wasn't into me And he asked me if I was satisfied with his answer lol But then again he acts as if we're dating lol And he tells me all his secrets lmao omg he has the ugliest fucking name ever My name's Sabrina, his is Jean-Michel but it's too fug and I nicknamed him opossum coquet like a year ago in return he nicknamed me opossette coquine and sometimes he calls me l'anglaise (the nickname he had for me before that one lol, I'm called l'anglaise in his phone) lol.. What did you answer though when he asked if you were satisfied with his answer? And what do you mean he acts as if you're dating? is he cuddly with you? Does he get jealous? Talk to you a lot? You should just ask him point blank tbh, I know you don't wanna come across clingy but still... Omfg Jean-Michel c'est vraiment un prénom de bourges...Mais comme c'en est un...It just looks legit LOL It's ugly alright (his name), and you don't look like a Sabrina XD I wanted to create a shipping name but all I came up with is Jerina. welp. Opossum sounds even uglier with all due respect. And L'anglaise>>>> Edited October 30, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) I laughed and said sure He's touchy/jealous/talkative We talked about life in general yesterday and I told him: Tant mieux si le monde t'aime, tant pis si ils t'aiment pas and he replied sti que jtm I was like wait wut I'm a pussy and yeah omg it fits his background quite well... but I'm like ewwww opossum fits him even if nobody understands us lmao I'm really sorry but what does 'sti que jtm mean' (Tu sais que je t'aime?) If that's it, then why didn't you capitalize on that, wtf. I feel like he has feelings for you. This reminds me of High school. He's behaving like a HS peep, but you're older, you should know better and take the reins. Ne tourne pas trop autour du pot like he does. Ew, tbh, I would make up a nickname for him but not Opossum, please what does it mean? In what language is it? If you made it up, nevermind, I'm praying for your soul. I have feelings for someone right now. Shit I hate feelings. Wish me luck my forever alone peeps Share your problems with us. I hope everything goes well for you ~~, get the D. :ohbi: Edited October 30, 2014 by Bitch Craft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 sti = swear it means something like damn ilu idk if I should take it in a friendly way or not he's straight out of hs, which may explain why hahaha I don't wanna push him opossum is an animal omfg it's an evil bitch rodent that looks fluffy but isn't really but it can be supa kawaii too OMFGGGGG, I didn't knowwwww, I'm such a flop. It just sounds like something a weird ass carnivorous flower would be called in some weird language. sorry. Okay, it does look cute. Maybe it suits you, you do look cute but are you evil on the inside? :ohla: Depends on how he said it. I dunno I feel like he has feelings for you and you should just go for it, and ask point blank wtf is up. I know what it's like to be like : does he like me, does he not like me and at one point it drives you crazy and I regretted not ever saying it straight up because turns out the guy did so don't lose opportunities. When is that coffee thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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