KinkySanta 1,073 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Okay so I'm a total idiot and really should've known better for starters. I was working a full shift today at work so I got an hour lunch break. Usually on my lunch breaks I head to my car to freshen up my makeup and maybe call up a friend and today was no different. As I went to my car I noticed the lot I parked in was shockingly empty today. There was only about 5 cars and none were by me. After freshening up I had probably one of the worst ideas I have ever had I decided I was going to masturbate since there was no cars near me and I was in a near empty lot. I leaned my seat back thinking that would hide me in my untinted car. I was doing my thing until I looked to the side of me and saw this scary looking guy with sunglasses smiling as he walking past and looking in my car. I gasped and pretty much leaped into the passenger seat while hiding my face (as if that would help). When I looked back up I saw he was dropping off stuff in one of the very few cars in the lot. He starts to head back and I try my best to just look down and act like I didn't notice. He then knocks on my window and is laughing yelling through the glass, "It's okay!" I just nervously laughed and made sure my doors were locked and just nodded. I waited a few minutes before I exited my car to head back to work. As I made my way back into the mall I was greeted with a man yelling something really loud in Spanish. I look up and I see it's scary sunglasses man! He was pointing at me and speaking in Spanish loudly to a group of what seemed like 10 to 15 others. After he said some stuff to them him and his entire family all laughed very loudly at me as I walked by. I have never screwed up in such an embarrassing way before. That is definitely the last time I try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 After freshening up I had probably one of the worst ideas I have ever had I decided I was going to masturbate Well atleast you weren't fired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnie 1,207 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Oh God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimchi 19,921 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanGoku 170 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Lol! True or not, that is pretty messed up. Hey, at least they talked in Spanish. It would have been more embarrassing if the whole people knew what he as saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaity 5,777 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KinkySanta 1,073 Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Well atleast you weren't fired... I work in a pretty big mall, so the chances of my bosses or coworkers seeing would've been much more slim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNRA 1,082 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 just cant get enough of that danger maybe wait til u get home next time or at the very least until ur in a bathroom stall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I'm cackling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jela 1,609 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 You randomly decided to masturbate during your lunch break ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexica 402 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckJohnny 14,775 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I only have one question why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koalafications 223 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 As I made my way back into the mall I was greeted with a man yelling something really loud in Spanish. I look up and I see it's scary sunglasses man! He was pointing at me and speaking in Spanish loudly to a group of what seemed like 10 to 15 others. After he said some stuff to them him and his entire family all laughed very loudly at me as I walked by. "oh its the fapping girl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I work in a pretty big mall, so the chances of my bosses or coworkers seeing would've been much more slim Well someone could've taken a picture, filmed it or told one of your bosses. Did you wear a name tag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkySanta 1,073 Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Well someone could've taken a picture, filmed it or told one of your bosses. Did you wear a name tag? No name tags at my place. I'm only just now realizing this could've gone WAY worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palechibi 2,748 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 omfg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiyoKo 16 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 maybe he wanted to join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
removed929393303 15,230 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 In the parking lot? Sis, you deserve better. Wait until you get home next time. Treat yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 No name tags at my place. I'm only just now realizing this could've gone WAY worse Yeah imagine if a mother had walked past with her children, got upset and called security/complained to your superiors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acclaim 3,513 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 LOL I would probably break my hand if I saw someone watching me fap lol Made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringo 4,146 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 When I saw who the OP was, I just knew this story was going to be about fapping. 10/10 was not disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdragonfin 1,360 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 nxt tym do it in most secured place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOTPOCKET 303 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Following the tyler way I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesce 784 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 truly kinky santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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