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Timothy the Troll <A Modern fable/masterpiece>


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Timothy the Troll

by LVEFAPU

 

Timothy wakes up from his latest wet dream.=

 

"TIME TO TROLL" said Timothy, smiling.

 

Basically TImothy is a troll. He tries his hardest to accumulate the most downvotes out of anyone. To most this is a loser activity, but Timothy does not care at all. Timothy is fucked in the head.

 

Anyway, as Timothy tries to position his computer chair to the most comfy position, he felt something bizarre.. like there's a penis on his butt.

 

"Da fuq?" Tim said in a daze. "Something feels weird with my butt."

 

"Then again i put alot of weird shit in my butt!" said Timothy, chuckling a lot.

 

But as Timothy tries to turn his monitor on.. his finger slipped. Then it slipped again.. and again and again.. etc. Forever slipping like that... He can't turn the monitor on basically..

 

Panic rose with each failed attempt until he can no longer tolerate that shit...

 "momM~!!"he yelled

 

His mommy rushed to his room and turned the lights on.. then they realized the most surprissing weird shit ever.

 

Timothy has no hands.

 

<<TLDR;This masterpiece is a modern fable about a troll who got karma'd from trolling his hardest, losing his hands in as a result. The moral of the story is dont troll.>>

 

DO NOT ERASE<GOD'S WILL>: THE MOD WHO ERASES THIS WILL HAVE BAD KARMA TRUST ME YOU  WILL LOSE YOUR ARMS AS WELL JUST AS TIMOTHY DID.

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