tasty tomato 61 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 OMG Xiumin His name is Melly Melon. he(she?) is a mixture of strawberry and pear (She was formerly a chestnut but she has been drinking too much beer) She is addicted to plastic surgery! She had five breast augmentation and she's only 3 months old. The first word she said was cocaine :( She always flies into space to buy it ) I have to see Doctor Phil and Sophia grace ! They are the smartest people I know ( I hate corn ! it tastes like carbon) They will certainly help me to turn me into a werewolf xoxo. I will help me ! "Hara hara haru hara ha ah hara hara haru ............" Strawberry bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lets Get Layed 874 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Try harder you fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaecutie 3,326 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 look i can make up fanfiction on the spot too "xiumin," whispered sehun, grazing his pale fingers across the elder's clenched jaw, "look at me," reluctantly, the man's hard gaze zoned in on his younger lover's own soft brown eyes. "i'm sorry," xiumin choked out, his tough facade falling and being replaced with the raw remorse he felt inside himself. "i'm sorry," he murmured, allowing himself to sink into sehun's warm embrace "it's okay," sehun whispered, "it's okay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jela 1,609 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Wut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tasty tomato 61 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Try harder you fat cunt. I'm not fat! You can call me ugly or whatever but not fat bitch ass hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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