Voldemin

Yes

Thanks captain obvious

Tell me what I don't know

Manga since the manga doesn't has annoying and useless fillers

I wasn't active then

Almost only?

Were you evil again

Then do it now better late then never

Ain't nobody got time for that

And there is none recently I'm interested in

They should do a Naruto Mafia Game or something

Shall I give you a towel for your wetness?

I don't really care for the pic

She looks fabulous in nearly everything

Still thanks though

Yes

So you are the beauty and he the beast

He confessed his love to you

But you rejected him

And now he is sad?

Do you hate him because he is fat or is he fat because you hate him?

Where is the dragon or evil guy ?

I need to slay them it's my duty s hero and to make the story more interesting

I don't know I have many concurrents like Superman, Spiderman, etc

All of them have a special ability while I'm just human and limited

If I'm your hero are you the princess I have to save before the big and evil dragon?

So I'm your role model?

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Pray and your wishes may come true

So you get no special rights for being a glue?

Happy belated birthday

Are you legal now?

They always did still do and forever will

Hey I have sweets wanna come in my van?

My wings don't flatter for you

I never said that's my real birthday?

Sure why not I will be the Jesus of this century and found a religion to rule the world

Give me the power to change the world, the power to change my fate and the fate of other people and I will grant you your deepest wish

A weapon is only so good like its owner become the weapon of the best and you will accomplish the most

So if I'm Light Yagami are you my Shinigami Ryuk?

Don't worry I won't coz I'm one of a kind

But at least give me a Death Note or another cool thing

But even then you lack something

You searched for someone superior to you

So you went on an endless search

Until you found me

It was destiny that we met each other

Before you meet me you were a dead corpse pretending to be alive destinied to die a slow death

But I will save you

Just swear your loyality to me and all your pain will turn into gain all your hate into love

Just follow me