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  1. oops. i never learnt that part of the grammar in french that's why. but my french pronunciation is really bad. no way anyone's gonna be like "omg qui est elle? she's so bae, she can speak so... broken... french...?" LMFAO but i'd try to speak french si je visite france... but i'd be hella embarrassed honestly ... don't post this after i officially announce my swerving to wheein. wyd? edit: dw, anything will trigger us at this point. it's just that if they released a mango juice video, we'd be dead instead of triggered
  2. s: subtly caresses moonbyul's arm on stage moonsun shippers: edit: m: kisses solar's cheeks moonsun shippers:
  3. je veux connaître les filles francaises. s'il vous plaît, m'aidez...!!!!! proof that i deserve to connaître french girls: i typed that sentence ^ without using wordreference. i wanna go on the streets of paris to ask each french girl if they'd date moonbyul or solar. in my broken french accent.
  4. italian girl: ti amo me: ok. french girl: j'aime manger le fromage me: i love you too. we should get married. proof that french is a more romantic language. KappaPride
  5. mais je veux parler wow très romantic francais à hot women! comment!??!! haters gonna stop me from learning the language of romance...!! don't worry kayden you are kween of no female idol wants to have mango juice with you
  6. i will keep typing in broken french until you cringe to death. 2 years of french is clearly not enough to form complete and good lookin sentences putain S: oh my god guys look at this ring. she just proposed to me, i totally didn't hint that she'd have to marry me by the end of 2016 M: babe do we have mango juice?
  7. W: kisses Solar S: H: kisses solar S: M: kisses solar S: the way moonbyul looks at solar... my heart... i think for moonsun to ship, our love lives r gonna be sacrificed for their exceptional mango juice. i've accepted it and accept my life as a forever alone puta. No more jobs for anyone!! Everyone's sharing salaries now!! you're the one to talk, kayden, you were never employed, please casse-toi that irrelevant bouche TY. <3 You're the one to talk, you're retired!
  8. seems like it to me; i feel like there's no way it's gonna be the other members because why tf would you just randomly take a selfie like that on another person's phone? holy shit, this is so gay. omg who was the one brushing the other's hands? lmfao, i would've thought it was real if i hadn't seen the original pic... was that wendy? omg wendy pls, respect their relationship. if you want you can date me instead KappaPride we all know moonbyul does that to solar from behind in bed.
  9. holy shit, i thought this pic was recent and i thought solar took this pic in bali for a sec (mango juice). lmfao also ik i posted this but does anyone know where this came from? like what show is this?
  10. and omg the crack video. fucking moonbyul looked hella stoned looking @ solar lmfao. like legit looked in love af and then solar was like omg stop and moonbyul was getting sober like "oh?"
  11. lmfao first i saw eye sex, then i saw moonbyul doing that gay shit. moon: eye sex solar: eye sex moon: *covers* "u better take care of that hon" solar: ... same tbh. how did this even surface on the internet hey! nice video dude. i'm so glad to see many users from different countries (given that i'm a hoe for europe). learnt this from kate mckinnon's parody: You're Czech? I might've Czech'd you out at the Czech out counter; waiter, Czech please.
  12. double post. i'm high key tilted af, the way moonbyul looks at solar... like idgi. that stare and her smile just comes so naturally because her gf must be so beautiful to her
  13. moonbyul putting her arm on solar's chair. asserting that dominance. Thank you! don't ask why, i felt like being polite just at that instant. do not question me. exactly. this is the kind of truth reporting i'm talking about, guys. there's no way they're living together. omg i thought moonbyul was going to kiss her. my heart stopped for like 0.69sec they probably will... for fanservice, obviously! :^)
  14. lmao she wants to spray them H2o to solar's neck so she can bite it KappaPride lol of course i'm gonna add it. that's so cool that you're from iceland. it seems like a very peaceful place to live in, and ngl i never really paid attention to northern europe. every time i think of eu i think of paris (in french accent) et londre! :p i honestly have never heard of it, probably because i cba to look through them and pray twitter translate to get the context for me. that moomoo and their intrusion of moonsun's sex life SMH KappaPride H: why doesn't my oppa clutch on me lovingly like how moon does to solar? W: cuz ur str8 H: H: Fuck you
  15. inb4 kayden thinks she's dispatch-relevant inb4 solar is just going thru moonbyul's nudes... yes, even when the hairstylist's probably looking too KappaPride Lady: wtf, those tits S: UNNIR WYD lmao. now i want a video of "lesbians (that don't know kpop) react to Moonsun" I REALLY NEED THIS VIDEO why is u always steal me GIFs? smh Welcome to the members that unlurked! @sadface I'm the reason why ur forum has so many clicks Kappa and guys s2g if u apologize for u english again im gonna b so triggered curious, what are your mother tongues? since there are a lot of non-english speakers here
  16. M: marry me. i love you. S: omg, what a fucking coincidence??? I LOVE ME TOO!!! M: #TRIGGERED M: *sniffs* M: why does it smell like wheein? S: wtf give me that shirt back omggg teaaaaaaaaa a hot girl should say that to me and if i keep a straight face I WIN THE CHALLENGE what I would call it "the lady boner challenge" KappaPride no problem KayRiddled411! THE ENGLISH SLANGS COMING THRUUUUUUUUUUUU honestly if moonsun dated someone else i guess it's fine. i mean like even if we think that they're both lesbians i don't like getting my hopes up (but i already did so i'm fucked), and if theyre str8 we would probably just have to deal with it and i'd ask sadface to delete this thread LMAO (I mean as long as Wheein would date me I don't really care? Which probably will not happen but...) i didn't stan mamamoo for the music but i stayed for the music, so even if they're all straight, i would have to keep listening to them. what if solar went to WGM because she knew insiders had information that she was dating someone so she had to dispel the tea???????? INB4 but i wouldn't believe in insider information. like it's just that i feel like it's unethical for me to even know about someone's personal life that they don't wanna disclose and you see, you can't unknow something that you know, so basically now i will keep thinking about the 2 mamamoo members who r dating until i forget, feelsbadman
  17. u be like "what the fuck is somf? Scissor on mom's fence?" *goes to urbandictionary* "well... it's kind of the same thing tho..." KappaPride i think none of us can view mango juice the same tbh. my favorite fruit juice is mango juice and every time i order mango juice, i just think about what moonsun's doing rn. probably mango juice.
  18. as a moonsun shipper of 1.5 years, i can confirm that as your subconscious associates moonsun as "total lesbians," you will never be in another moonsun withdrawal e.g.: "hey do you want some mango juice?" me: oh my god, is that what solar said to moonbyul? "i love your scarf!" me: so that's what wheesa say when they see moonsun...? like it'll be included in your daily life at that point. there will be no escape.
  19. im from SEA but it's kind of the same i guess. influenced by western culture, disclaimer: i do not do these str8 things anymore and not everything i say is true for koreans - you do hold hands with ur friend at times; i held hands with my friends sometimes just because "omg ur hand is so sweaty" for moonsun, they feel awkward about holding hands at times probably because they've developed feelings for each other? because you see these female idols holding hands with each other and it's just like chill for them and then moonsun can't even hold hands properly SMH - arm over another friend's shoulder is normal; waist is normal too - sitting on ur friend's lap is also normal (especially when ur country cant afford chairs xd) - sleeping on ur friend's lap is normal (esp when ur country can't afford beds xd) - we DON'T look at our same-sex friends like we want them to SOMF. never (basically no moonsun-esque eye sex ty) - we don't do greasy here. close friends roast each other instead - we also don't flirt with our same sex friends, we do it jokingly (so basically it's hard to tell); we address our close friends (women only) as "babe" (doesn't sound weird in Chinese tho) and we say ily/ilysm/imy/etc usually through social media like basics tho im so invested in moonsun to the point where i'd lose faith in the lesbians in SK if they were straight
  20. holy SHIT lmfao i thought it would've been a sex store but NVM inb4 mamamoo films a CF for VIBRATE. slogan: it's like a vibrator but for your head!
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