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Are we gonna ignore the two literally draped over each other?

Bruh. I've said it before, but I would be absolutely shocked if either of them is straight, especially Sehun. Speculation be damned, there is no doubt in my mind with Sehun.

G-Dragon is interesting irl.

All these people saying Luhan and Xiumin are straight. That shit cute af. You sure that wasn't an actual first date?

They're really trying the "my uncle who works at Nintendo" thing? loooooool All of this is a combination of known information, rumors, and good ol making shit up. My favorite is Xiumin dating a rich girl to get out of the military only because I've never heard that one before. Just because he's dating someone doesn't mean he's doing it to evade his military service. The stuff about f(x) and SHINee sounds like a combination of obvious shit and fanwank. And of course the thought of Sehun being straight is... I don't even know how people see it anymore.

^ Me as a kpop idol. I don't follow NCT, but I thought Taeyong was gay the minute I watched him for the first time.

Nah, everyone knows it's women he likes to compare himself with.

Minho because I'm oblivious to this sort of thing. That's because the show is full of nubile young boys, and we all know Heechul's preferred type is shady older men.

I legit don't understand how anyone can think Sehun is straight. He's one of those guys that would have me questioning everything I ever believed if he turned out to be straight. What is the context for this?

Am I in an alternate universe where Lay has been replaced by Bob Marley as the 12th member of EXO?

No one believed me when I said to wait around a year and see what happens. Tbh I thought you left the site.

Alright, Baekhyun.

I relate deeply to this man even though I don't know who he is. Oh yeah, I haven't seen you around in a while.

" rel="external nofollow"> BRUH, no one should be allowed to be this hot.

So who's the guy attached to that butt?

Maybe? I'm not a mind reader yo. All hail King Jackson.

Why do I imagine that turning out less like a duel and more like a large scale catfight?

Chen's 'what the fuck' face after Xiumin declares Chen's like his wife never fails to make me laugh. He sat there for like a full five seconds processing what was just said.

I don't usually post in artists' threads, but I might be lurking from time to time.

I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes at some points. It's fine to work out and eat healthier, but he's scarily skinny... that's not the way to go.

Yeah, that's basically what happened. I stood there like a slack jawed dumbass and I think only the crowd was holding me up at one point. I did not expect that to happen, it was completely involuntary. I've never reacted like that because of another person before. It was so embarrassing when I came to my senses... And about Xiumin, I agree. He's seemed bi/pan to me since I started following him. But, many people who have said he's straight have admitted to not following him closely and Xiumin isn't as obvious as someone like Baekhyun or Sehun, so that might be a reason. I keep saying it, but people gotta stop sleepin on King Jackson. There are straight men who do gay things, sure, but doing that every chance they get is not very likely. Jackson is just so obvious that people overthink his actions lol.

Gods are not meant to be gazed upon by mortal men. I didn't even expect my own embarrassing reaction. I'm in too deep. Help. I kinda went on a whim, but it actually turned out to be a lot of fun. Somehow, I avoided feeling too self conscious in a sea of children lol. Group. It's a pairing that gets a lot of hate. I noticed Kai doing it because I was watching him quite a lot (because he looks unbelievably fucking godlike in person). He had a pretty intense gaze... it was a little uncomfortable. Oh yeah, there was another time when he was standing next to them... he pulled his mic down and covered his mouth with his hand to whisper something to them. Man, Kai does not give a fuck when most of the members are talking during a concert lol. It would've been hilarious if he really was staring at a carboard cutout of f(x)'s Krystal, though. ...you ok there, bro? Anyway, I'm sure he was acting as he always does. It's just that how he normally acts happens to be unbelievably gay.

I feel you. I'm too old to keep up with all these new groups. That's exactly it. I was thinking "yooo I can't be the only one seeing this shit, right." It's completely baffling to me that people can't see it now. Oh Sehun is level 99 gay lol.