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Girl's Day - Let's Go [ Composed by Sojin Bae ]
I knew I saw this somewhere

Edit: More specific it's at the 1:35 of the video
Thank you!
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I don't know about Australia, but in the U.S. being half Chinese is a minority
WRONG, Kpopalypse oppa looks mostly white so he's oppressing me with his bucket hats and general white privilege.
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Random question, but does anyone know which video this is from?

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What the fuck happened to this place
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KrisGate Rocks EXO Fandom -- In which I discuss the Kris lawsuit and curate hilarity for you.
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Sure. Because you know, I have a fucking scheduled article coming out at 12 AM every single day. lol
It slipped my mind, honestly. I post these things at like 1-2AM, I'm in sleep mode yo. l0l
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Again, Zaku is a huge homo and was too lazy to spend three seconds to link my scheduled article.
I DIDN'T NOTICE
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I love AKF. My favorite post was the one about Yoochun hitting the fans. I loled so much at that one.
"Did you know Yoochun knew Kung Fu? Well, Wing Chun to be exact!
After opening a new twitter account (@6002theMicky), he made a couple of tweets saying he picked up a new hobby. "Just watched Ip Man 1 and 2, so jjang I want to learn Wing Chun too~ Wish me luck, hwaiting!" and "Going to the gym to practice some moves I picked up from watching Ip Man~"He must have finally become a master! Showing just who puts the Y in JYJ, Yoochun recently uploaded a video of himself demonstrating his new hobby to a group of his fangirls. In the video, Yoochun goes to the top of a staircase so all of his fans can get a good clear view of him. Quickly selecting a lucky fangirl from the audience, Yoochun shows off a few of his moves."Ah yes, I liked writing that article too.
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And Zaku was too big of an asshole to take three seconds out of his day and also link one of my scheduled articles while he was posting, causing me to spend 30 seconds typing out this message.
I FORGOT, I THOUGHT YOU DID IT YOURSELF.
Mianhae oppa, I'm nomu nomu mianhae. Chincha.
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Bah Humbug: Is KPop Really on the Decline?
In which I discuss what's really wrong with KPop these days, uninformed fangirls, and bad opinions.
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I'll have to make some guidelines, as AKF has changed a lot since the last time I really hired a lot of people. Since the site is no longer a place that simply mocks and trolls any longer, I'll have to get rid of the requirement that someone has to be funny. That was the main reason why I rejected a lot of applicants because I didn't find their articles amusing. People don't come to AKF anymore solely for my disgusting stories, MS Paint pictures, and fake raps or the crazy shit sulli_fag writes. The site has diversified a lot, so I'll have to change up some guidelines for future applicants.
IMO, this needs to stay. Part of what makes us, well, us is how we give no shits about public opinion. You're free to write whatever you want, but if it's boring and uninteresting and not amusing, well... It just becomes a regular ol' hate/troll/personal blog.
If I had to lay out some of my own personal hiring guidelines it'd be:
- good grasp of the English language --> If you can't type out something coherent and properly spelled/puncutated, no one's going to read your shit
- amusing uniqueness --> no one has exactly the same type of humor, but that's what makes us interesting. All of our authors more or less have unique senses of humor or writing style
- time-commitment --> I know I probably am the last one to be harping on something like a stable writing schedule, but since we're recruiting new talent, we might as well hire for longevity too. At least an article every week or two sounds reasonable, but I think it'll be open for negotiation.
BONUS POINTS FOR:
- fulfilling our federal mandated diversity requirement --> girls pls apply so ppl don't call us chauvinist pigs anymore
- unique insight/talent --> One of our most popular talents on the roster brings years of experience in Tha Biz (aka KPoppalypse), another knows what she's talking about when she talks about vocal ability (aka Akisame). I can't do shit except gif, so if you've got some unique life experiences or talent relevant to KPop/music/acting/Tha Biz... That'd be swell.
- website coding --> Akisame could always use some help cleaning up that horrid mess we call our HTML coding.
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I don't think Shino would appreciate this, Twinny.
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POST IN OUR OFFICIAL AKF THREAD + COMMENT MY ARTICLES K THX
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Yeah I was laughing with that one too LOL
I think AKFG should make articles about the most dellulu people we have in OH!! :D LOL
I don't think we have enough time/fucks to give to be scouring this place for delulu. Unless you all want to submit prime examples...?
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In which I discuss TOP, Google searches, and nothing more.
In which I discuss random h8rs, Seohyun, and the latest SNSD teasers.
I'M ON FIRE BABY
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Netizens Turn on Won Bin, Apocalypse is Nigh
In which I discuss Won Bin's popularity bubble pop, self-entitlement, and stupid expectations.
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Comic sans?
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Oic lol.
Oh yeah, and if any of you have problems with the websites current design I will be changing it during my February break.
Can we change the font... :3
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I'm sure you'd be able to find my selca somewhere on the selca thread tbh.
I prefer comparing us to After School.
I would have used After School, or even AKB/Morning Musume but the question was for "representative boy group." l0l

i h8 u all




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Jesus fuck, this place is still kicking