Gloupsidou

Gosh, I am moving back to the North East, nor shortage of fuckery in these lands. I want out. I'm genuinely getting very sick of the U.S. I need a break somewhere else so I can feel how shitty other countries are before I want to come back.

Come to Canada

Never leave

Uhm @ anon telling choco my blog is adorable but not me

Like u rude bitch

'Murica got its dark hair-blue eyes combos too

Lee Gook Ju dances as a joke but the funny thing is she's actually a better dancer than most of these girls. If you closely look at her, she's got great rhythm. It's not really funny to me because she can dance quite well. Like when she danced with Apink, she wasn't as in sync but she easily has the best rhythm. 

 

 

She has the exact same face as my (white) friend but fatter. It bugs me so damn hard.

Losing weight, for the average person, is another 80/20 rule. 80% of the weight loss comes from diet, 20% from exercise. 

More like 80% lifestyle/20% exercise

I drank a pot of tea, ate blackberries and cheese today. Then again I've been running on 2 hours of sleep/night for 5 days now

#determination of not stuffing the face with food.

more like #determination to work out

I've been eating very little lately 

My friend lost 63 lbs in 2 years. Meanwhile, I gained 3 lbs this month

That difference in #determination

All that movie talk only reminds me how I fall asleep after 10-15 minutes in every single movie

All that movie talk only reminds me how I fall asleep after 10-15 minutes in every single movie

Wherever Miguel is

I decided on Jiae

 

She shall officially replace Qri as my soulless sex doll kween

I like Sujeong too but she still just a baby

Omg you stan Jiae too

A+ taste

Bought a dress, 2 pairs of high heels, a scarf, a headband, 2 bows, perfume and a belt... Was only supposed to buy a dress but oh well I wasn't the one paying \o/

*rants on how WGM is fake and scripted*

*new couple is introduced*

*wishes new couple is true*

rain can I be part of the Canada breakfast club even if I am part of the lesser province?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

I'm a good teacher with morals

 

 

Poor guy.

I'm too unemotional to use someone like that tbh

He used to be my student last year so it's a 5ever no

But is it from his?

no clue don't wanna find out

if he gives me a dildo tho 

There's some sexual tension there...

 

 

it's all jokes and fun tho from my side

Yall should just talk about sex instead of tampons

My friend wants to give me a vibrator for my trip to Korea 

He told me to "think of him"

How's that

Tampons are always uncomfortable no matter which size they are or what angle I put them in. I'm all nope

Thr only fic I read and enjoy got plagiarized twice so the author took it down... I'm so mad, Christ.

I ain't sticking a pickle past its expiry date into my coochie tyvm

Snow is nice when you can do ski-doo and drive

Damn, it sounds like you were pushing yourself too much in one go.

I just hate stretching the hamstrings. Feels like I'm getting my legs ripped apart. The rest I don't mind. I always do 5 min of stretching after workouts and try to do it again before sleep.

I do it while watching something on TV or laptop to make it less tedious.

 

 

 

 

So... yoga?

I ain't flexible enough for that OTL

If I could stretch and not exercise to be fit I'd do that all day everyday

...I didn't even know who the fuck Alex Ferguson is so oops

Mixing soju, watermelon liquor and a sip of soda was my best idea of the week.

...I'm used to hosting for 20-40 people. Having a huge family helps I guess?