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my header… lmao i guess i can’t hide my simp agenda great job @Trashie the profiles are perfect!! also agreed w/ @Namiab the group date thank you i’ll try my best! i’m glad the kpop scene in europe is growing, i went to a kpop party in my home country earlier in the year and i was shocked cuz 250+ people had gathered! the agenda is spreading slowly but surely

idk if this is a controversial opinion or not but i actually think sticker is pretty good... prolly my third favourite 127 title after cherry bomb and superhuman (honourable mention to highway to heaven if that also counts as a title lol) ngl their bsides r also bangin

thank u i'll take your word for it and hope for the best

hi everyone tomorrow i'm moving to the uni dorms how the FUCK do i make friends much love

the happiest of birthdays to you!!!!! (and felix) hope the hangover isn’t too bad once you’re up

CRYING at the sheer whatthefuckery of these photos the 144p quality, the hair, the fashion, the mild disgust of the woman playing fiona… it’s perfect i love it, going straight to my ancient kpop archive and the cousin is yunho duh, he has those distant not-really relative vibes (sidenote but i still can’t believe he actually likes women, i was kinda sold on the yunjae conspiracy)

a 36-year-old full grown man trying to fit in with the malnourished 4th gen 18-year-olds... jesus christ jaejoong i always try to defend you but you're making it hard for me ugh i'm sorry to hear that i hope covid isn't too rough on you sigh

best bsides of the year

ugh my stuff is being shipped to england today and it will arrive in two weeks, meanwhile i'll be there tomorrow moving is hard and half my friends are having panic attacks over college starting. my life is in flames and i am afraid of british people also just gotta note that i got my visa on monday, aka three fuckin days before i have to be in england and because lizzie died half my schedule has to be revised

oh god he's in his vodafone commercial era his voice doesn't even suit this type of song it's like lewis hamilton driving a fiat 500 JAEJOONG NOOOOOOOO

making my review debut on this thread with the cherry bullet album since nobody has reviewed that yet lesgauurrr CHERRY BULLET - CHERRY WISH (2022) rating explanations have i ever listened to cherry bullet in my life? of course i haven’t lol, i found their debut dreadful and decided not to interact with them ever again. i have however heard that they’ve been releasing some nice songs the past years so i will put my blind faith in them going into this TRACK 1 : LOVE IN SPACE definitely a powerful start to the album, sounds a little bit like a budget ‘la di da’ by everglow, but honestly that song goes hard so if you gotta draw inspiration from a song it should be that one. i love the little descending melodic phrase with the synth during the bridge, and in general the sounds used in this song are very interesting!! my only gripe is that the vocals are too high for my taste in this particular type of song but i promise you that in a few days i’ll be listening the shit out of this, so i’ll give it a solid 4.5/5 for now. it will become a 5 soon enough. TRACK 2 : BROKEN not the sound i expected with the title ‘broken’, so i was pleasantly surprised! i would have preferred a cruisier chorus and no obligatory rap breakdown but i guess you can’t have everything in the world can you. still a devoted effort for a b-side. 3/5 TRACK 3 : HICCUPS i don’t really get this one. are they trying to emulate what secret in 2011 would have sounded if they were a 4th gen group? it begins as reggae-lite then the doowop vocals kick in and like… what??? i appreciate that the song structure is uncoventional but i wouldn’t listen to this song again. a bit too much fucking around. 2/5 TRACK 4 : KKA KKA okay sure! i wasn’t sold until the chorus but i like the screechiness in this song. it’s not ‘coloring book’ or ‘mr. potter’ by any means, but i think the instrumental sounds are crisp enough to complement the screechiness and it all establishes a mood that is playful but not quite juvenile. 3.5/5 TRACK 5 : MY BOO and what better way to end the album than with even more screechiness. there is definitely space in my heart for more ‘coloring book’-lites. they don’t go quite as hard with the marching band style to make this a total ear attack but they are surely putting in the work and i respect that. though i would have preferred a little less vocals because it gets pretty cluttered in the end – this song has more potential than ‘kka kka’ but that overcrowding brings it down to about the same level. 3.5/5 well i didn’t expect cherry bullet to knock my socks off but they absolutely did that! i guess i shouldn’t have snubbed them because of q&a, i now repent for that

ohoooo thanks for the recs everyone! i'll make sure to add them ;)) yeaaa i'm not really a fan of that song. speaking of, can holland go back to releasing songs or sumn already? sure his insta is a delight but goddamn he just dropped the two best songs of 2018 and dipped... hate him for that. at least we have wonho tho

hi lovely people, please drop some recs to help me expand this playlist even more x

pls i woke up and my twitter had caught on fire because of this... i can't wait to see the belift-approved ship edits i'll be there for the meltdown and it's gonna be fuckin good

we did it engenes the world is healing bit by bit

LETSGOOOOOOOOO seriously glad he left that hellhole, maybe now it's time for operation park bogum redemption arc to begin?

ngl i hate listening to kpop albums cuz it's mostly total filler but absolute first album is only bangers from beginning to end. the only one i don't listen to much on the album is falling u cuz i don't like ballads but even then it gets the job done – like it goes hard for a ballad ykwim. and i also am super attached to this album because like the first time and bo peep are two of my all-time kpop favs. forever mad that bang pd and wonderkid are writing stupid shit for enhypen instead of like the first time 2.0 summer lover is a banger ngl, but it is def outshined by paper heart. still, it has this very nostalgic and bitter vibe of a summer romance and i enjoy that very much. i think my least fav on the album is all night, i used to listen to it a lot back in the day but for retro kpop standards i think it's a bit half-baked, it's still a rly good song tho. idk how we nominate albums but getting the roundtable to agree that red light is in the top 3 kpop albums of all time would make me very happy

imma be real apple is a is one of my least favs on the album and it's still really good. t-ara in general never miss

it has to be said chat this is the best kpop album of all time red light follows as a very close second

i don’t understand why some of y’all are so adamant on reaffirming taehyung’s queerness. even if he is queer in some capacity, it doesn’t have anything to do with his and jennie’s *hetero* relationship. except if you are of the opinion that he has to be either one or the other in which case…

y'all i was recently watching some old snsd content and had a flashback to my childhood. so you guys are aware of the taengsic situation right? as far as i remember they didn't seem to have any interaction for at least two years straight, like they wouldn't even pose next to each other for photos. when i was young (talking middle school here) i always thought that they were secretly dating and i created this sorta fanfic in my mind that jessica only dated tyler kwon so she could repress her lesbian urges and would be fwb's with taeng on the side. i realised i was a lesbian myself a few months later. looking back at it now, of course it's super ridiculous and unfounded but somehow taengsic wormed itself into my coming out of age story and i had nowhere else to share this so here ya go lol. still think they should have been real tho

i miss when seulgi was accused of having leo dicaprio tendencies like a week ago

hdjdjfnnf i know i wasn’t the one quoted but i can give u the gist of things essentially in the first months after i-land and a little after debut heesun seemed super close on cam and they joked around a lot but all of a sudden in 2021 every interaction they had just stopped. their last selca together is from december 2020 and they did one live in august 2021 out of obligation and it’s been radio silence since then. it’s gotten to the point where they don’t even acknowledge one another and if they sit next to each other they refuse to even have eye contact. it’s sorta like a modern-day taengsic situation and it depresses me so much as a heesun ult that’s the abridged version of it lol there’s loads of conspiracies about what happened and they’ve all caused hysteria in enhypenland so as a nosy fuck i wanna know the truth once and for all

some eye contact would be a blessing… like what the FUCK happened that they can’t even do that now? top 10 mysteries of the kpop world i swear my loser ass was rewatching the en o’clock mafia episode yesterday and i realised that was the last time heesun had an interaction that lasted over five seconds. and that was back in like february. and it was in the context of a stupid game. cue me having a stroke i would pay mad money to see them spill the tea over some beer and fried chicken, a genius idea for a show if i do say so myself

lmaoooo yeah i get it. i don't think their vibes are bad, but they all have different personalities and that's why their balance might seem a bit off. i think they could be loads of fun if it weren't for the staff constantly over their heads