I want to lowkey murder my roomate, he is a disgusting slob with absolutely no respect
He never once bought anything, because even if I remind him that it's his turn to buy it he FUrGetsss
It's both hilarious and rage-inducing to see him try to outsmart me with his comments when he legit sounds like he has the IQ of a cheetos
Just hearing his dumbass voice and laugh when he games with his other lowlife friends makes me wanna stab myself in the ears
Can't wait for the lease to end, man