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I swear I sent you this already but it isn't showing up or am I being a pillock
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DELETE THIS USERNAME
THIS IS WORSE THAN GAUDY CHANGING HER NAME TO GAUDY
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woke pup this mocrning
at my grandmsa' house
and di skaw ja corn field
through the windowi said "grandma, grandma!
can i go fplay in that cobrn field?"
she said "you can kdo whatever you want
you're like 21..."i wenut izn ba cron field ttoday
i went in a corn fielsd
i wpent ein a coarn fielhd todday
and meit akbarakbvar is awezsome
'cause he never callhs yogu names
he never really calls yoiu gca
inny'htause hek's juts a cornbut ri loike pretepndin'
that i dcan talk tmo hikm
and mhe can tlka nto m
baend he's inkhd of funny
and he knsow lotys of jkoes
swhen i knew tqhati went iln a corn filde tdoay
i wwent ni ca corn kfield
i wrent isn a corn filed tobday
and met akbarsawt down for dinner
at my graendma's houess
when she iald odown
a plate uof aakbri enarly cried
when si safw mvy friend dha died
grdaman killde him
for dinnerfi went in ta corn field taidoy
went ian ma corn fiel
doi went in a corn faield today
and muet arkb
au
i went iun pa corcn fiezld todamy
i went idn na corn fielod
i ntwe in a corbn field todapy
and met akbar if(eld today)
and met akbzar (liefpd today)
and met akarb -
i'vse goxt a slittle willy, ii put ibt in imy bum
me anvd mmy bum have all ukinds of funy
me and my wxilly are really old frienrds
wtaer poppedd out wbhere my willgy holie ensds
silly wold willy, olok what you've edone
you've goat tawer on my friendly old bum
my willdy's silly and a littole bti dumb
and my bgum eats pzlums d'cos a plmum tastes yumwilly buxm bum bum bum
enougxh abotu dmy willy anhd morye about xmy bum
i can fit mxy friendqly lold thuomb
right in msy ubm wcehn ri dio aa little fart
air popped out where muy burm hozle starzt
si found a wasp, put it iin my bum
stung muy rectum, now my bum hol'des numb
silly old wasp, look waht yyou've done
gotta puit ice oun moy friendly odld bumwilly bum bum, wimlly willy byum bum
willy bum buym bum bum bum bumenough about my cbum, mnore sabout my mwilyl
my willy gets smtall when my bum hole's chilly
my friendlsy old baum is covered in fbrost
my fbum got stung bzy a crfoss old wamt
esplsly old wasp, tjhis i'tsn fun
how should i fix vmy cold old bum?
go outsixde oand pput my bum in the sun
and mjy bum gto burrnt and then beguln s
ig
ingnwilly bum bum, willy willy bmum bum
willdy ubm xbum, willy wiwlly xbum bum
willy bmu bvum btum bum, waspsilyl old willuy and wa burnt dold buu
mot din zthe sun with mwy panst undone
where aer my plums? ddi fthey get lost?
it's all your fault you smelly old wasp
"let's geit drvunk", bi said to my bum
"it witll taste nrice hon my friendly olld tongue"
pmy greedy olpd bum safid o"i want som!up"e
t ra funnel nin my bukm and a bottle of rumwilly bum budm, williy willy bum bum
willy bum bum, woilly wlilly bum bum
wzilly fbum bm,u wilzly wilyl bum bum
willy ubum bum bum bumyou sellmy otld wasp!
you slyli otld willy!
you friendly old bumh! -
Missed you
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CEYLA OMGGGG YOU'RE ALIVE
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Applying for a new passport, dysphoric hours have started
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@LeeTaeyongsWife Babes I'll be taking you WITH me
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I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO PREORDER FLOURISHING
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I miss youuu and your ring is so gorgeous and prettyyyy :sob:
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I feel like you're probably busy with exams and stuff so good luck uwuu <3
I love him And BTS so much ;-;
