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Daddy Marx

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  1. I miss you scoopy

    542E8CEC-F2CA-4110-ABAE-E9EFB17F2798.thu

  2. Your set is so beautiful, just like you

  3. I swear I sent you this already but it isn't showing up or am I being a pillock

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    2. doki-doki

      doki-doki

      GAWBGJDSBJDSBJDS SAME! I was spazzing so hard yesterday! our amazing fairy tail prince!!!

    3. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      Truly the best dancer, and most beautiful person ever 😭

    4. doki-doki

      doki-doki

      AGREEEEEEEE! ❤️ I love him And BTS so much ;-;

      and yes, literally hate this new profile thing, but I guess we gotta get used to it lmao!

       

  4. DELETE THIS USERNAME

     

     

     

     

     

     

    THIS IS WORSE THAN GAUDY CHANGING HER NAME TO GAUDY

     

    1. PanWink Is Real

      PanWink Is Real

      sdfksjsk what's wrong with my username? I think it's cute🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  5. woke pup this mocrning
    at my grandmsa' house
    and di skaw ja corn field
    through the window

    i said "grandma, grandma!
    can i go fplay in that cobrn field?"
    she said "you can kdo whatever you want
    you're like 21..."

    i wenut izn ba cron field ttoday
    i went in a corn fielsd
    i wpent ein a coarn fielhd todday
    and meit akbar

    akbvar is awezsome
    'cause he never callhs yogu names
    he never really calls yoiu gca
    inny'htause hek's juts a corn

    but ri loike pretepndin'
    that i dcan talk tmo hikm
    and mhe can tlka nto m
    baend he's inkhd of funny
    and he knsow lotys of jkoes
    swhen i knew tqhat

    i went iln a corn filde tdoay
    i wwent ni ca corn kfield
    i wrent isn a corn filed tobday
    and met akbar

    sawt down for dinner
    at my graendma's houess
    when she iald odown
    a plate uof aakbr

    i enarly cried
    when si safw mvy friend dha died
    grdaman killde him
    for dinnerf

    i went in ta corn field taidoy
     went ian ma corn fiel
    doi went in a corn faield today
    and muet arkb
    au
    i went iun pa corcn fiezld todamy
    i went idn na corn fielod
    i ntwe in a corbn field todapy
    and met akbar if(eld today)
    and met akbzar (liefpd today)
    and met akarb

    1. Gaudy

      Gaudy

      IMAGINE: YOU ARE A CHILD DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU KNOCK AT MY DOOR AND DECLARE, “TRICK OR TREAT!” I REPLY SAYING, “TRICK.” YOU ARE CONFUSED. HUNDREDS OF RATS FLOOD OUT OF MY HOUSE. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THEM. YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE

  6. i'vse goxt a slittle willy, ii put ibt in imy bum
    me anvd mmy bum have all ukinds of funy
    me and my wxilly are really old frienrds
    wtaer poppedd out wbhere my willgy holie ensds
    silly wold willy, olok what you've edone
    you've goat tawer on my friendly old bum
    my willdy's silly and a littole bti dumb
    and my bgum eats pzlums d'cos a plmum tastes yum

    willy buxm bum bum bum

    enougxh abotu dmy willy anhd morye about xmy bum
    i can fit mxy friendqly lold thuomb
    right in msy ubm wcehn ri dio aa little fart
    air popped out where muy burm hozle starzt
    si found a wasp, put it iin my bum
    stung muy rectum, now my bum hol'des numb
    silly old wasp, look waht yyou've done
    gotta puit ice oun moy friendly odld bum

    willy bum bum, wimlly willy byum bum
    willy bum buym bum bum bum bum

    enough about my cbum, mnore sabout my mwilyl
    my willy gets smtall when my bum hole's chilly
    my friendlsy old baum is covered in fbrost
    my fbum got stung bzy a crfoss old wamt
    esplsly old wasp, tjhis i'tsn fun
    how should i fix vmy cold old bum?
    go outsixde oand pput my bum in the sun
    and mjy bum gto burrnt and then beguln s
    ig
    ingnwilly bum bum, willy willy bmum bum
    willdy ubm xbum, willy wiwlly xbum bum
    willy bmu bvum btum bum, wasp

    silyl old willuy and wa burnt dold buu
    mot din zthe sun with mwy panst undone
    where aer my plums? ddi fthey get lost?
    it's all your fault you smelly old wasp
    "let's geit drvunk", bi said to my bum
    "it witll taste nrice hon my friendly olld tongue"
    pmy greedy olpd bum safid o"i want som!up"e
    t ra funnel nin my bukm and a bottle of rum

    willy bum budm, williy willy bum bum
    willy bum bum, woilly wlilly bum bum
    wzilly fbum bm,u wilzly wilyl bum bum
    willy ubum bum bum bum

    you sellmy otld wasp!
    you slyli otld willy!
    you friendly old bumh!

  7. Missed you 💜

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    2. doki-doki

      doki-doki

      awww, I can totally understand how daunting that is, if you trust them the right time will present it self to you! just try not to feel pressured by it, if they are true friends they'll accept you no matter what :) 

    3. Daddy Marx
    4. doki-doki

      doki-doki

      Love you too Cally! hope you know you can talk to me about anything! 💗

  8. CEYLA OMGGGG YOU'RE ALIVE :rlytearpls:

    1. Ceyla

      Ceyla

      Sis!!! I miss you so much! <3 I’m not on oh that often right now but it’s been a long time!

    2. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      I’ve missed you too sis!! 💜

  9. Please notice your signature had been removed for breaking the rules. Only 2 lines allowed.

  10. I want you to make my arse as red as your sunburn

  11. Applying for a new passport, dysphoric hours have started

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    2. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      Coval tried it, and of course I will Bella ❤️

    3. LeeTaeyongsWife
    4. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      @LeeTaeyongsWife Babes I'll be taking you WITH me

  12. Bottom

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    2. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      My feet are beautiful, don't call them nasty 😭

    3. Reipaca

      Reipaca

      all feet are nasty periodt

    4. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      Not when mine exist

  13. I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO PREORDER FLOURISHING

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    2. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      AND YOUR DP IS SO BEAUTIFUL ;-;;;

    3. Cheese_it

      Cheese_it

      ADSFD MOOD I HAVE TO PAY TO REPLACE MY LAPTOP BATTERY AND GET A NEW CHARGER BUT THE ALBUM IS PRIORITY. WORTH

      SHE'S SO POWERFUL ;-;

    4. Daddy Marx

      Daddy Marx

      SHE IS I LOVE HER TOO MUCH

  14. Bonjour, belle madame <3

  15. AHHHHH ANTICIPATE JUNE 13 OMG

    1. Delphine

      Delphine

      YASSS PLEASE ;__;

  16. I miss youuu and your ring is so gorgeous and prettyyyy :sob:

    1. kyulkyung

      kyulkyung

      I miss you too TT

      Ty! Your ring is prettier <3

  17. I feel like you're probably busy with exams and stuff so good luck uwuu <3

    1. Cheese_it

      Cheese_it

      Ahh ill try not to flop. tyy for the encouragement <3

    2. Daddy Marx
  18. Luscious Lusci <3

    1. lusci

      lusci

      Best surname omo fjfgocoohhho

      :coco:

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